Link: The Faces of Evil

Link:
Gee. It sure it boring around here.

King Hinarikan:
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

Link:
I just wonder what Gannon's up to.

Gwanom:
Your majesty, Gannon and his minions have ceased the Island of Koradi!

King Hinarikan:
Hmm. How can we help?

Gwanom:
It is written, only Link can defeat Gannon.

Link:
Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Gwanom:
There is no time. Your sword is enough.

Link:
How about a kiss for luck?

Princess Zelda:
You've got to be kidding!

Gwanom:
Squadalah! We are off!

Link:
Wow! What are all those heads?

Gwanom:
These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each.

Link:
I guess I'd better get going.

Gwanom:
Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

Morshu:
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

Morshu:
Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... mmmmm... richer!

Ipo:
Such is the power of the Prince of Darkness that he can kill with a single look! Attacks against Gannon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book!

Fisherman:
Biggest crab I ever caught!

Link:
It's a Gomma!

Fisherman:
You're pretty good!

Gannon:
In the darkest nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power! I shall keep her in my prison!

Old Woman:
I may be old and ugly, but I still know a few tricks. Bring some grapple berries. I'll show you a good one.

Old Woman:
Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and never cowar, for his glove's a glove of power!

Ice Queen:
This shield, both sword and spear deflects but cannot stop the vileous curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect cursing the curser with twice the curse.

Goronu:
Wake up, Sleepy Bones! Mind to the living and cunder mile throats!

Goronu:
I may be hideous, but after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me!

Harlequin:
I'd say your chances are a million to none, but let's have fun anyway!

Ice Wizard:
The stars are made of ice. Thus, the night is cold.

Militron:
Worthless Koridian! You must be hordened with fire! Go and kill!

Militron:
[after Link defeats him] Oh my goodness! This is awful!

Townsfolk:
Where ya headin', partner?

Link:
I'm off to fight Glutco.

Townsfolk:
Don't fight him! Feed him... [eats]... something spicy! Know what I mean?

Gwanom:
Through the eye of Glutco lies the shrine of Koradi.

Lupe:
With this rupee, I take your soul! You will obey!

Lupe:
I spy with my eye someone who must die!

Gwanom:
At last! You have the vision to find my house! Now you will see the sand crummies that will cease your approach to Gannon! Go with many blessings.

Gannon:
Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koradai! Or else, you will die!

Gannon:
No! Not into the pit! It burns!

Princess Zelda:
Why'd you do that?

Link:
I just saved you from Gannon!

Princess Zelda:
You did not!

Gwanom:
Well done, Link! Gannon is once again imprisoned! Come. Look. Already, Koradai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?

Link:
Golly!

Gwanom:
As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koradai!

Link:
[to Zelda] I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?

Zelda:
Humph!

Link:
I won!