Little Black Book

Stacy:
I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?

Stacy:
Question how does a girl who falls, no actually jumps eyes wide open, down a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos come out unchanged?

Stacy:
Answer, she doesn't.

Stacy:
Perhaps luck exsists somewhere between the world of planning, the world of chance, and the peace that comes from knowing that u just cant know it all

Bean:
John Lennon said Life happens when you're busy makng other plans

Stacy:
Life's funny like that, once we let go of the wheel, you might end up right where you belong

Stacy:
Omission is betrayal.

Stacy:
You shouldn't have to tell me everything, but why wouldn't you want to?

Joyce:
A clean break is easier. You can reset it, and it heals, and you move on, but if you leave things messy, and things don't get put right, then it just hurts, for ever.

Stacy:
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

Barb:
Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Why don't you just relax, Barbara?

Stacy:
Okay.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
I'm just going to put your feet in these stirrups.

Stacy:
Stirrups?

Stacy:
A gynecologist? Not a podiatrist? 10-to-1 those aren't for the opera!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
And we'll have a little look-see.

Stacy:
Look-see? Where?

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Oops! Someone left their panties on!

Stacy:
Oops!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
There we go. Good. Comfy?

Stacy:
Well, let's see: I'm spread-eagle in front of my boyfriend's ex who's about to go searching for warts.

Stacy:
Super, thanks.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Barbara, you know what they say, right? You can never be too rich, too thin or too far down on the table, so let's scooch ya!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
I'm going to insert the speculum, now.

Stacy:
Oh, good. Narration.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
You may feel a bit of pressure.

Stacy:
OW!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Oh, would you take a look at that cervix, Nurse Kisilevsky. Textbook. I'm not the first person who's told you that, I'm sure.

Stacy:
Can't hear it enough!

Nurse Kisilevsky:
So, when was your last period?

Stacy:
My what?

Nurse Kisilevsky:
Your menses.

Stacy:
I don't understand.

Nurse Kisilevsky:
Okay. Each month you might notice a change in your body...

Stacy:
I know what you mean. I just don't know why you'd want to know that kind of thing...