Little Rascals

Darla:
Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before!

Buckwheat:
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Uh Huh:
Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

Alfalfa:
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

Buckwheat:
Quick, what's the number for 911?

Butch:
Any last words?

Alfalfa:
Yeah, uh! See ya!

Alfalfa:
Why am I soaking wet?

Porky:
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Mr. Welling:
If you were my kids, I'd punish you.

Stymie:
If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Waldo:
We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

Darla:
That explains why you're so refined!

Alfalfa:
Yeah, and so oily!

Stymie:
Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!

Porky:
That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.

Buckwheat:
Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Stymie:
Wood doesn't grow on trees!

Stymie:
You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent!

Stymie:
I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

Buckwheat:
Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?

Uh-Huh:
Uh-Huh!

Buckwheat:
I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey

A.J. Ferguson:
Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?

Alfalfa:
You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.

Alfalfa:
While you feed my soul, I can feed your......face

You little Rascals!

Buckwheat:
Do you like pickles? Porky: I think they stink. Buckwheat: I like pickles. Porky: My mom makes me eat 'em.

Okay I’m just trying my hardest lol I love it so cute I just left lol I just left the car wash and I put my water down lol I got it and it smells good but I have to get it out of it so I have my water bottle in the water lol lol ???? I’m so tired and tired ???? I’m eating my lunch and I ate my breakfast ????