Little Shop of Horrors

Audrey II:
Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

Arthur Denton:
I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.

Audrey II:
Feed me, Seymour!

Seymour:
The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.

Mr. Mushnik:
Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey One.

Seymour:
The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

Audrey:
Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but...

Mr. Mushnik:
Don't tell me. You got tied up.

Audrey:
No. Just handcuffed a little.

Ronette:

Crystal:
Oh, here it comes, baby. Tell your mom, baby. Oh oh no! Oh, hit the dirt, baby! Red alert baby! Oh oh no, oh oh no!

Orin:
I find a little giggle-gas before I begin gives me immense pleasure.

Wink Wilkinson:
Gee, I wish you folks could see this. Hey Seymour, where did you get this WEEEEEEEEEEIRD plant?

Seymour:
Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

Audrey:
All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.

Seymour:
Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright, you'll see.

Seymour:
It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

Audrey II:
Oh, sh*t!

Seymour:
Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

Audrey II:
No sh*t, Sherlock.

Seymour:
  You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe…

Mr. Mushnik:
  Maybe what?  Maybe what!  Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?  Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly…

Customer:
  Excuse me.  I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant.  What is it?

Audrey:
  It's an Audrey…II!

Audrey II:
  Feed me.

Seymour:
  Under no circumstances.

Audrey II:
  Feed me.

Seymour:
  I will not, so stop asking.

Audrey II:
  Feed me!

Seymour:
  No!  No more!  I can't take living with the guilt.

Audrey II:
  Tough titty.

Seymour:
  Watch your language.

Audrey II:
  Ah, cut the crap!  Bring on the meat!

Seymour:
  I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round.  How about that?

Audrey II:
  Don't do me no favors!

Seymour:
  Well?

Audrey II:
  Hmm…?

Seymour:
  It's my last offer.  Yes or no?

Audrey II:
  You sure do drive a hard bargain.

Seymour:
  Done!  Fine.  Great.  Don't think you're getting dessert!

Seymour:
  Every household in America.  Thousands of you, eating.  That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!

Audrey II:
  [smugly]  Noooooooooo sh*t, Sherlock!

Seymour:
  We're not talking about one hungry plant here.  We're talking about world conquest!

Audrey II:
  And I wanna thank you!

Seymour:
  You won't get away with this! Your kind never does!  [Audrey II laughs maniacally]  I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!

Seymour:
  [singing] Poor! All my life I've been poor! I keep asking God what I'm for! [[Mushnik glares at him the moment he stops work so he hastily resumes] And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure! Sweep that floor, kid!" Oh I started life as an orphan, child of the street, here on Skid Row. He took me in, gave me a shelter, a bed, a crust of bread and a job... treats me like dirt. Calls me a slob, which I am. [he walks dejectedly along the streets with the passers-by as his backup singers]] So I live... downtown... [all: "downtown"] That's my home address. So I live. [all: "Downtown."] Where my life's a mess. So I live [all: "Downtown."] Where depression's just status quo. Down on Skid Row.... [wanders into an alley] Someone show my the way to get outta here, [beggars slowly appear from nowhere and climb the gateway at the end of the alley] Cos I'm constantly praying I'll get out of here, someone give me one shot, or I'll rot here

Audrey II:
Feed me!

Seymour:
I beg your pardon?

Audrey II:
Feed me!

Seymour:
Tuey! You talked! You opened up your - trap, your thing, you said--

Audrey II:
Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!

Seymour:
I can't!

Audrey II:
I'm starvin'!

Seymour:
Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one,

Audrey II:
More, more, more, more, more!

Seymour:
There isn't any more! Whaddya want me to do, slit my wrists?!

Audrey II:
Mmmmmm.

Seyomur:
Oh boy Look. I get ideas I run down to the corner, and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?

Audrey II:
Must be blood!

Seymour:
Tuey, that's disgusting.

Audrey II:
Must be fresh!

Seymour:
I don't wanna hear this!

Audrey:
Feed me!

Seymour:
Does it have to be human?

Audrey II:
Feed me!

Seymour:
Does it have to be mine?

Audrey II:
Feeeed me!

Seymour:
Where am I supposed to get it?

Audrey II:
[singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

Mr. Mushnik:
Seymour, what is going on down there?

Seymour:
Very little Mr. Mushnik!

Narrator:
On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.  And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places...

Seymour:
[singing about Mr. Mushnik]  And he calls me a slob, which I am …

Audrey:
[singing about her dream house]  With a washer and a dryer, and an ironing machine…somewhere that's green.

Audrey Ii:
[repeated line]  Feed me!

Audrey Ii:
[asking Seymour what he wants]  Money?  Girls.  One particular girl!  How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey?  Think it over!  There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!

Audrey Ii:
DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?!  If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!

Audrey II:
You think this's all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? The press coverage?

Seymour:
Look, you're a plant; an inanimate object! [Audrey II then pulls a chair up from under Seymour, bring him closer to the plant]

Audrey II:
DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?! If I can talk, and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

Seymour:
Like what?

Audrey II:
Like deliver, pal! Like see you get everything your sick, greasy little heart desires! [singing] Would you like a Cadillac car?/ Or a guest shot on "Jack Parr"?/ How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?/ You gonna get it! If you want it, baby./ How would you like to be a big wheel?/ Dinin' out for every meal./ I'm the plant (that) can make it all real!/ You gonna get i-i-it../ Hey, I'm your genie, I'm your friend! I'm your willing slave.../ Take a chance, feed me, yeah./ You know the kind of eats, the kinda red hot treats, the kinda sticky-licky sweets I craa-aave, Oh!

Audrey Ii:
I'm starving!

Audrey Ii:
[after Seymour deduces that Audrey II wants to take over the planet] No SH*T, Sherlock!

Audrey Ii:
[Seymour says he won't feed the plant, due to the guilt] Tough titty. [Seymour then tells him to watch his language.] Aw, cut the crap. Bring on the meat!

Audrey Ii:
[singing] I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space and I'm bad!