Liz Smith's Summer Cruise

Daisy Asquith:
Why did you want to go on a cruise?

Liz Smith:
I can't remember saying I did!

Daisy Asquith:
Was it nice being part of The Royle Family?

Liz Smith:
Ohh it certainly was! You did feel part of a family.

Liz Smith:
I didn't watch The Vicar of Dibley. I was fed up with being killed off. The last five jobs I've done, I've been killed off!

Liz Smith:
When you're just buying half a pound of butter and somebody yells at you, "I love you!", that's nice. Very nice.