Lockout

[first lines]

Langral:
Again, what happened in that hotel room?

Snow:
Oh, it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife.

[Snow is punched in the face]

Langral:
You're a real comedian aren't you, Snow?

Snow:
Well I guess that's why they call it the punch line.

[Snow is punched again]

Langral:
You don't like me, do you?

Snow:
Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody.

Langral:
With that attitude, I can see why nobody likes you.

Snow:
Oh, come on. People love me. Just ask your wife.

[Snow is punched again]

Langral:
Who was the mystery man on the phone?

Snow:
Uh, his name was F*** You.

Langral:
Really?

Snow:
Yeah, he was Asian.

Langral:
I don't like hurting you, Snow.

Snow:
Is that why you're having him do it?

Langral:
I can have Rupert bludgeon you all night.

Snow:
I'm being beaten up by a guy called Rupert?

Snow:
Ok, see here on the map?

Emilie Warnock:
Yeah.

Snow:
That's where the pod is. You get in it, you fly away. The good guys will come and get you, ok?

Emilie Warnock:
On my own?

Snow:
You're a big girl, right? Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.

Harry Shaw:
Nut?

Snow:
[lighting up cigarette] Nah, I'm trying to give them up.

Harry Shaw:
Tell me what I can do to help, Snow.

Snow:
Uh, shoot Langral?

Emilie Warnock:
Do you dream while you're under?

Hydell:
Well, I'm gonna dream about you. Aren't I?

Emilie Warnock:
So it says here you were convicted of aggravated physical assault?

Hydell:
No. I'm innocent. That wasn't me. That's a case of mistaken identity.

Emilie Warnock:
53 counts?

Hydell:
I've a very familiar face.

Hydell:
Do you know what I was before I was convicted of rape, cock?

Hock:
Surprise me, shithead.

[Hydell reveals that he's grabbed Hock's gun]

Hydell:
I was a pick-pocket.

Harry Shaw:
We could send in one man. One man with one very specific order. To get Emilie Warnock out.

President Warnock:
Who?

[cuts to]

Snow:
I'd rather castrate myself with blunt rocks.

Snow:
Don't get me wrong. It's a dream vacation. I mean, I load up. I go into space. I get inside the maximum-security nuthouse. Save the President's daughter, if she's not dead already. Get past all the psychos who've just woken up. I'm thrilled that you would think of me.

Duke:
Who are you?

Langral:
Secret Service.

Duke:
I didn't hear anything about this.

Harry Shaw:
That will be why they call it secret, right?

Hydell:
[to Barnes] Listen, if you're gonna sh*t yourself, now would be the perfect time, wouldn't it?

Snow:
I'm happy not to go.

Harry Shaw:
You're going.

Snow:
Okay.

Harry Shaw:
Go now.

[after Emilie's head lands on Snow's crotch]

Snow:
Oh, you don't have to do that. A simple "thank you" is enough.

Emilie Warnock:
Who are you? Who sent you?

Snow:
Your old man did.

Emilie Warnock:
My dad. What did he say?

Snow:
Well, I didn't get to meet him personally. He kind of delegated your rescue. He had a big conference on the corn surplus.

Emilie Warnock:
You're kidding me?

Snow:
No. No, apparently, we should all be eating more corn.

Emilie Warnock:
About my father?

Snow:
Oh, yeah. I made that other bit up.

Emilie Warnock:
Did he have a message for me?

Snow:
Yes. You are adopted.

[Snow gives Emilie an injection]

Emilie Warnock:
What is that?

Snow:
That's to stop the bleeding. And hopefully the talking.

Emilie Warnock:
Are you always this obnoxious?

Snow:
Shh...

[Emilie gets quiet]

Emilie Warnock:
[whispering] Did you hear something?

Snow:
No, I'm just enjoying the silence.

Snow:
[after injecting Emilie] That'll freeze the nerves in this spot for 24 hours. You want some in your mouth?

Emilie Warnock:
You can't smoke in here.

Snow:
All evidence to the contrary.

Emilie Warnock:
So, what do I call you?

Snow:
You know what? Don't call me.

Emilie Warnock:
What's your name?

Snow:
Snow.

Emilie Warnock:
Snow?

Snow:
Yeah. Or Sir. You can decide.

Emilie Warnock:
What if this doesn't work?

Snow:
Well, then we're probably gonna die.

Emilie Warnock:
Is that your idea of encouragement?

Emilie Warnock:
[to Snow] Or are you all mouth, no trousers?

Hydell:
[singing] Come back to me, my sweet my little Emilie.

Alex:
[cocking gun] Don't move.

Snow:
Oh God, I hate that.

Snow:
I didn't get the girl.

Harry Shaw:
Ain't that the story of your life?

Harry Shaw:
Nobody smokes anymore, Snow!

Emilie Warnock:
I know something about you. Amazing what you could find out as First Daughter in old Army documents. Last name Snow. First name... Marion.

Snow:
My old man was a John Wayne fan.

Emilie Warnock:
Must have been tough on the playground.

Snow:
That's why I'm so lovable.

Emilie Warnock:
Looks like you're a free man.

Snow:
Thanks to you.

Emilie Warnock:
What kind of Robin Hood would I be if I didn't stop to rescue Maid Marion once in a while?

[last lines]

Snow:
You know, I've got this feeling your old man's not going to approve of this. I mean, I can't really see this going anywhere, can you?

Emilie Warnock:
Depends on how good you are in bed.

Snow:
Well in that case, I give it at least 10 minutes.

Alex:
[interrupting rape] In less than an hour all these people, including Emilie Warnock here, will be the only thing keeping us alive. You don't mess with your poker chips.

Inmate:
Why don't we just kill that lunatic?

Alex:
Because he's my brother.

Snow:
[facing impossible situation] I think I left my cape at home.

Alex:
[seeing his wet pants] We're gonna need a new engineer. This one's sprung a leak.

Snow:
It's easy to be a saint when nothing's on the line.

Hydell:
[stabbing his brother] Mommy said you speak too much.

Langral:
[to Snow] What happened to the Colonel?

[repeated line]

Snow:
I hate heights!

John James Mace:
[over the cell to Snow] Get to the subway, Wilson Platform 10. And dump the phone. They're using it to tack you!

Langral:
[about Snow to Harry] I can't tell if he's stupid or a really good liar. Either way, M.S. One would have been good for him.

Langral:
We had the Colonel under surveillance. He was selling secrets about our space programs.

Snow:
Well, that's interesting because Frank told me he was protecting them.

Langral:
Did he tell you this before or after you killed him?

Snow:
Why would I kill him? He was a friend of mine.

Snow:
You know this may come as a surprise to you, but Frank didn't trust you guys anymore. So, he asked me to back him up. He wanted some one from outside the agency. You know, to protect the package.

Langral:
Who was your back up guy?

Snow:
Why do I get the feeling not telling you is the only thing keeping him alive?

Snow:
[about MS-One] So, how many prisoners exactly?

Langral:
497. Mainly rapists and murderers. You'll fit right in.

Snow:
[about Emilie] How do we know she's not dead already?

Harry Shaw:
She's wearing a telementry medical transmitter. All the first family have them.

Snow:
So, if I actually find her, if she is alive; how do we get off the ship?

Snow:
Easy. Hitch a ride, man. There's an escape pod on level five.

Harry Shaw:
[over the comms] Snow, what's going on?

Snow:
[on the ship, rubbing his head] You know, global warming, some celebrity is getting a boob-job, Congress is screwing the pooch again. You know, same old.

Harry Shaw:
Snow, come on man! I mean, what's going on there?

Harry Shaw:
Oh yeah. Well, you wild-cat smacked me in the head with a fire extinguisher and locked herself in some room. So, she's safe. Send the cavalry.

Langral:
Listen, Snow. You stick to the plan. You better do your job or I'll hit you with a Sherman tank. Got that?

Harry Shaw:
A Sherman tank? Yeah, right. Toss my caber, Langral. I got other things to do.

Emilie Warnock:
So, what's the plan? Surely you have a plan to rescue the hostages?

Snow:
What hostages?

Emilie Warnock:
The hostages! The staff, the guards... Should I write it out in crayon?

Langral:
What happened in that room in New York?

Snow:
What-what was the question? [is punched in the face]

Langral:
[angrily] What happened in that room?

Snow:
[answering his phone] Mace.

John James Mace:
Why do you ever answer your phone?

Snow:
What the hell is going on?

John James Mace:
Listen. You have to get out, okay. It's a double-cross. They're coming for you! You have to get out now!

Snow:
Are you setting me up? Is that what this is?

Langral:
All we know is the Colonel arranged the meeting in that hotel and somehow, you showed up and killed him.

Langral:
I'm here to tell you the good news, Snow.

Snow:
[in his holding cell, sarcastically] You're finally getting payed? Congratulations.

Langral:
You've been convicted. First degree murder and conspiracy to commit espionage against the United States. That's the set-up. Do you want to hear the punch-line?

Snow:
Yeah. I'm dying to.

Langral:
M.S. One. Thirty years stasis. No parole. Effective immediately.

Snow:
And nothing about a constitutional right to a fair hearing?

Langral:
I think you waived that right when you shot Armstrong.

Emilie Warnock:
Mr. Hydell, how are you feeling?... Are you experiencing any disorientation?

Hydell:
[points to his face] I can't see out of that eye anymore.

Emilie Warnock:
And what happen to your face? Did you burn it?

Hydell:
[to Emilie] You've a very kind face. It's lovely. You're perfect, you are I bet you got a nice smile.

Hydell:
[to the technician, about the pods] Open them all up, right now. Every single one.

Alex:
[to his brother] You think you're running the show? Get this through you thick skull. You're not running the show!

Langral:
[to the President] Sir, with in the last hour, there has been a massive infraction on Supermax M.S. One. It's a take over.

Harry Shaw:
[about accepting the mission] Snow, you should really think about this, because it could benefit all of us.

Inmate:
[holding a blood knife and shaking hysterically] I gotta get outta here!

Alex:
That's enough!

Langral:
[over the comms] This is Special Agent Scott Langral and I'm in charge of this situation.

Alex:
In charge? That's where you're very much mistaken!

Alex:
[as he subdues the crazed convict] That's okay. You go to sleep now... [turning to the group] Anyone else?

Harry Shaw:
Here we go. Reality TV.

Alex:
[over the comms] The clock is reset. One hour and counting until the next show. So, I'd get my skates on if I were you.

Alex:
[over the comms] Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention. We've prepared a little demonstration.

Harry Shaw:
Hey, tell me you are not thinking of negotiating with these psychos!

Langral:
This is all over the news in six hours.

Harry Shaw:
If this work, I'll wear a tutu and pink panty hose.

Alex:
Why should I give up a hostage?

Alex:
I'm definitely the man you should be talking to.

Harry Shaw:
Let's hold on. This stuffed shirt may well pull this off.

Langral:
Looks like my plan is working.

Hydell:
You want a wounded hostage?

Alex:
[to the agent] You said I could trust you.

Alex:
[to his brother] Do something useful. Go find that man and kill him. I don't wanna see you 'til it's done.

Alex:
[to the technician after shooting the other] Hopefully this will short circuit me the inevitable "it can't be done" discussion!

Emilie Warnock:
[moving away from Snow] What the hell are you doing?

Snow:
I'm bringing you back from the dead.

Emilie Warnock:
I was dead?

Snow:
Yeah and so far, I think I prefer you that way. Come on, that's enough fore-play. We gotta get out of here.

Emilie Warnock:
[about Hydell's scars] Why do they do that?

Snow:
Do what?

Emilie Warnock:
The markings on the face.

Snow:
Other prisoners do it to them. Lets everyone know you're a rat.

Emilie Warnock:
[to Snow about Mace] Now you're asking a crazy man where he hid a briefcase that you threw away in a crowded subway station?

Snow:
[after Mace dies in the breached air-lock] Well, that's that then.

Emilie Warnock:
I'm sorry.

Snow:
Yeah right. I'm sure you are.

Emilie Warnock:
I know he was your friend.

Snow:
[upset] I don't need your sympathy. Neither does he.

Emilie Warnock:
No, no. He needed a friend who wouldn't hang him out to dry.

Snow:
[even angrier] Yeah. I'm taking the rap for something I didn't do, okay! I didn't put him here!

Harry Shaw:
[to Emilie over the comms] You tell me the truth and I'll stop killing your friends.

Harry Shaw:
Did you make contact with our friend?

Snow:
Affirmative.

Harry Shaw:
And what about the thing that you lost? Did our friend come through for us?

Snow:
[defeated] No, Harry.