Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner

Colin Smith:
Running's always been a big thing in our family, especially running away from the police.

Stacy, Drake House Leader:
And always remember, they've got the whip hand.

Colin Smith:
Do you know what I'd do if I had the whip hand? I'd get all the coppers, governers, posh whores, army officers and members of parliament and I'd stick them up against this wall and let them have it 'cause that's what they'd like to do to blokes like us.

Stacy, Drake House Leader:
You'll learn.

Colin Smith:
We'll see.

Brown, House Master:
Now when you broke into this, um, what was it...

Colin Smith:
Bakery

Brown, House Master:
Bakery, yup... what were you thinking about at the time?

Colin Smith:
I wasn't thinking about anything, I was too busy breaking in.

Mike:
Come on doll, don't play hard to get.

Brown, House Master:
Just describe the action to me in your own words, put me in the picture.

Colin Smith:
Got over the wall of this baker's yard, broke into his office.

Brown, House Master:
Hmm, I think you can do a bit better than this, Smith, um, surely your nerves were on edge weren't they, you felt afraid?

Colin Smith:
If I felt afraid I wouldn't have broken in, would I?

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
I used to be a runner myself, quite a useful one too but a bit of a plodder.

Colin Smith:
There's other places besides London you know.

Gladys:
Well I don't think so.

Brown, House Master:
They certainly drive themselves hard on the playing fields.

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
They're high-spirited Mr Brown.

Brown, House Master:
If they weren't, they wouldn't be here.

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
You don't get anywhere without effort, do you lad?

Brown, House Master:
How do we tackle the basic aggression which these lads obviously feel?

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
By channelling it in the right direction.

Brown, House Master:
I was just wondering whether life wasn't a little more complicated than a football match.

Audrey:
You'll end up in prison one of these days.

Gladys:
If he aint careful.

Colin Smith:
It'd get me out of this dump.

Audrey:
It ain't the only way to get out of it.

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
It was that new lad Smith who scored that goal, wasn't it?

Mr. Jones:
Right sir.

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
He can run.

Mr. Jones:
He's not bad sir.

Ruxton Towers Reformatory governor:
He might be useful to us, we better keep an eye on him.

Mike:
Where d'you learn to drive like this?

Colin Smith:
Me cousin had a milk round.

Mike:
That's five bob up the spout.

Colin Smith:
Share and share alike. All for one and one for all, united we stand, divided we fall.

Mike:
You're a bloody poet, aren't you.

When I get ou of this place I’m going to get a big jaguar