Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World

Albert Brooks:
Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.

Majeed:
I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.

Albert Brooks:
Hey, if you guys ever make a dirty bomb, put some of that hash in it.

Albert Brooks:
Why is there no Halloween in India? [pauses for a second] They took away the Gandhi.

Albert Brooks:
Why is everyone talking to me like there's been a car accident?

Man in Temple:
[giving example of what makes him laugh] Okay. Laughter is a very serious business, I suppose. Ah, we put it this way. When suppose this gentleman... he is my friend. He takes me for a ride. He takes undue advantage... of my innocence, you can say. I am an emotional fool. He is trying to make me fool, but, I am not - a fool. I allow *him* to make me a fool. You know? Just be ignorant. I just trying to... pretend that okay: I know nothing about him. I know, ah, nothing about the, you know, game of... he is playing with me. So, it makes me laugh. It makes me feel good. Okay, now, he is happy. So... just to *see* him happy, I feel... good, and I also start laughing.

Maya:
If I don't laugh at something that I'm supposed to, then please feel free to just kick me so I understand.