Loonatics Unleashed

Zadavia:
Numerous icebergs have been appearing on the shores of Acemtropolis. I don't need to tell you what that means.

Danger Duck:
I knew it. We're gonna lose cable again.

Zadavia:
OK, maybe I *do* need to tell *you*.

Ace Bunny:
Nice move, Tech! That oughta earn you some good vacation time!

Tech E. Coyote:
Can I have it *now*?

Ace Bunny:
Let me think - yes, no, yes - *no*.

Gunnar the Conqueror:
We will conquer your planet!

Ace Bunny:
No, you won't!

Gunnar the Conqueror:
Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny:
No, you won't!

Gunnar the Conqueror:
Yes, we will!

Ace Bunny:
Yes, you will!

Gunnar the Conqueror:
No, we not conquer your planet!

Danger Duck:
DareDevil Duck thanks you.

Lexi Bunny:
Pick a name already!

Tech E. Coyote:
[Rev got a pizza for Tech and the pizza is frozen] Now that's cold.

[Tech takes a bite out of the pizza]

Tech E. Coyote:
Where'd ya get it? Iceland.

Rev Runner:
Actually no. I just picked it up at a pizza joint in downtown which I must say isn't really cold this time of year. But if you really like the pizza in Iceland, I could go get some and be back in 4.2 seconds, but of course that's just an estimation because you really don't know about traffic.

[Tech pushes a piece of pizza in Rev's mouth]

Tech E. Coyote:
That would be one of those questions that didn't require an answer.

Tech E. Coyote:
Hey, Ace.

Ace Bunny:
On it, Tech.

[Ace zaps the frozen pizza with his laser power]

Tech E. Coyote:
Extra crispy. Pizza, Duck?

Danger Duck:
Are you kidding? I've already had my protein shake. It's vitually important to maintain a superhero diet because you can't be to flappy when you're The Duckinator!

Ace Bunny:
Yesterday you were calling yourself Super Duper Duck.

Danger Duck:
Yeah, well the name wasn't right. Besides I need a name that will fit the costume.

Ace Bunny:
How about... eh... Duck.

Danger Duck:
Very funny.

Rev Runner:
Would you look at that thing? It's gotta to be the biggest ice berg I've ever seen. I've seen some before. Did you think we should have put some more juice in the blasters? Not like I doubt your expertness. But that is one giant...

Ace Bunny:
Rev, watch where you're talking!

Danger Duck:
[watching Slam melt the ice berg] Glore flight zamboni. Chipping ice isn't a superpower. Quacking is a superpower. Observe!

[Danger Duck teleports himself into the ice and gets stuck]

Danger Duck:
You can stop observing now!

Ace Bunny:
Tech, why does it sound like the engine just stopped?

Tech E. Coyote:
That would be because the engine just stopped.

Ace Bunny:
Ahhh.

Slam Tasmanian:
[hitting meteors with a club] Four!

Danger Duck:
I liked you better when you were a smoldering husk.

Danger Duck:
Silly monster, your tentacles are no match for Danger Duck!

Danger Duck:
[after being punched into ground by same monster] Though your fists are certainly a contender.

Ace Bunny:
You realize, of course, this means war!

Danger Duck:
You know, you're all despicable!

Ace Bunny:
What's up, doc?

Ace Bunny:
You've out done yourself, Tech.

Tech E. Coyote:
You can say it,I'm a genius.

Lexi Bunny:
Did you hear something?

Danger Duck:
How can I hear anything with this racket? You'd have to have super hearing to ... oh, right.

Lexi Bunny:
So, what were those things?

Danger Duck:
Reminds me of some the guys who keep calling you, except the rocks have more personality. Ha, ha!

Ace Bunny:
Lunatics, unite!

Ace Bunny:
Let's jet!

Danger Duck:
Not the Trolbot 9000!

Danger Duck:
[video phone rings and Danger Duck answers it] Hello. Make it snappy gramps we're off to save the city!

Dr. Fidel Chroniker:
My name is Dr. Fidel Chroniker and my grandson is totally out of control.

Danger Duck:
And this is our problem how? We're superheroes, send junior to bed without his video games and let us do our job.

Ace Bunny:
So can we reverse it?

Tech E. Coyote:
We? What's with the, "we"? Yes, *I* can reverse it.

Slam Tasmanian:
[Black Velvet appears on screen] Ooh, hubba hubba woo woo!

Lexi Bunny:
She's not THAT pretty...

Ace Bunny:
Nah; he's right; she's hot.

Lexi Bunny:
Keep your eyeballs in your head!

Danger Duck:
[as the spaceship they're in plummets towards Acmetropolis] I think I just threw up in my bill...

Ace Bunny:
Can you build the guitar he wants?

Tech E. Coyote:
Is the line integral of the magnetic flux around a closed curve proportional to the algebraic sum of electrical currents flowing through that closed curve?

Rev Runner:
Yes. Duh!

Old Lady:
[Looking at Ace] Oh! I knew his great-great-great grandfather!

[Ace pulls Lexi out of tornado using a grappler]

Ace Bunny:
[Rev is shouting, he and Tech are still in the tornado, Tech grabs him as he goes by and grapples them both to safety] I was GUNNA get you next.

Tech E. Coyote:
[Winks] I got impatient.