Loose Ankles

Betty:
You know the old saying, where there's a will, there's a lot of relatives.

Agnes:
You'll never get in the newspapers that way. You'll have to take his clothes off.

Ann Harper:
What?

Agnes:
His clothes off!

Ann Harper:
Do you mean... do you mean all of them?

Agnes:
Well, as many as you can, Miss.

Ann Harper:
This is a new experience for me, but I'll try!

Ann Harper:
How do you get into the newspapers?

Betty:
I don't. I've been lucky.

Ann Harper:
Yes, I know that. But how do you suppose I might get into the newspapers?

Betty:
First, get yourself a man. Then a reporter, and leave the rest to the typesetter.

Andy Martin:
[after discussing their roommate's lack of job prospects] There goes an example of what a college education'll do for you. Poor kid.

Terry Todd:
[one of a very drunk foursome] Nah, you girls aren't nearly as bad as you look.

Andy Martin:
You couldn't be. Hahaha.