Lords of Dogtown

Jay:
Dude, you just got patty slapped.

Jay:
[as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Hey! Kiss me, granny! Love to get me some of the vintage ass!

Jay:
It's dirty, it's filthy, it's uhh, paradise.

Tony:
[after Skip comes and slaps Tony across the face with his burger] Dude, he took my burger.

Tony:
Venice, man. Ghetto by the sea.

Gabrielle:
Hey! You blew me away!

Jay:
What? You wanna blow me? [the Z-Boys laugh]

Gabrielle:
[as she's being pulled away by her friend] Maybe!

Sid:
[the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool]He said "Sid, are you high? a pools's for swimming"

Jay:
Just tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.

Sid:
He said if you guys get hurt, you'll sue him.

Jay:
We wont sue him.

Sid:
He said... your parents will.

Stacy:
Dude. Our parents can't even afford lawyers.

Tony:
Hey, hey man let me talk to him.

Sid:
hey man,the only Mexicans my father talks to push lawn-mowers.

Stacy:
Skip called me bro!

Kathy:
Skip called you bro?>

Stacy:
Yeah, he said bro!

Kathy:
No, he didn't.

Stacy:
Yes, he did. He said you look hungry, bro.

Kathy:
He said you look hungry, bro?

Stacy:
Yes, totally!

Kathy:
Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody bro. [laughs]

Jay:
Dude! He's got the inner ear problem.

Other Dude:
Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!