Lost in Yonkers

Johnny:
I wanna join the Army.

Aunt Bella:
The Army? *Our* Army?

Johnny:
Yeah! But they wouldn't take me. I couldn't pass the, the - hatever they give you I couldn't pass.

Aunt Bella:
Do ya, do you know what color my eyes are, Johnny?

Johnny:
No, what?

Aunt Bella:
You're lookin' right at 'em.

Johnny:
Oh, uh. I'm a little color blind.

Aunt Bella:
You have beautiful eyes.

Johnny:
Naw. Men don't have beautiful eyes.

Aunt Bella:
Oh, yes, they do. Don't tell me. Wanta kiss me?

Johnny:
Yeah. Yeah I do, I really would.

Aunt Bella:
Then, kiss me.

Johnny:
I will.

Aunt Bella:
I mean now. Today... sometime today, Okay? We've done it before, you know. You gonna put your arms around me or not?

Johnny:
Don't tell me how to do it, I know how to do it.

Aunt Bella:
Then, do it, don't say you're gonna do it.

Johnny:
I said,"Okay".

Aunt Bella:
Okay, that's enough. Johnny, I can't breathe. Okay, Johnny, I have to breathe! Okay, that's enough for today.

Aunt Bella:
Woo! I don't know why they wouldn't take you in the Army!

Jay:
Where would someone like Grandma hide her money?

Arty:
You're not thinking of stealing it, are you?

Jay:
No, but what if we just borrowed it? I'd just love to send Pop an envelope with $9,000.

Arty:
Who would he think sent it to him... God?

Jay:
No. He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.

Arty:
Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?