Love, Ludlow

Ludlow:
Do you love him?

Myra:
Lud, we've only had one date [pause] and two fights.

Ludlow:
It's called sarcasm. It's Queens main export.

Carol:
Hell, you can buy a penis on almost any corner. Sure they are made of rubber, but they come without the angst.

Carol:
Hey... I went out with that guy Eddie in Legal. It was a total waste.

Myra:
Why is that?

Carol:
Well, look at him: he's totally cute and all, but he lives with his mom.

Myra:
So?

Carol:
"So?" I mean, come on! It's kinda' hard to get bumpin' uglies with his mom in the room next to you, huh?

Myra:
And what's wrong with your place?

Carol:
I live with my mom.

Storkelson:
The other night in the parking lot, there was this chick, had a balcony you could do Shakespeare from, I'm not kidding, unbelievable...

Reggie:
[Annoyed that he can't get Myra to smile] I've heard that it takes more muscles to smile than frown.

Myra:
[sarcasm] That's how I work out.

Reggie:
Uh, Myra, uh, heh, Myra... how 'bout lunch today?

Myra:
[sarcastic rebuff] I have lunch every day!

Storkelson:
[Amused] My man, that was a Class 'A' burn.

Storkelson:
[Mimicking Myra with a silly voice] "I have lunch every day!"

Storkelson:
[laughing] She's a b*tch, but she's got some good lines!

Carol:
...and I'll tell you something else: except for that one *very little thing,* men... are worthless.

Reggie:
I wanted to go out with you, Myra Smuldanski, because I wanted to go out with YOU. You're attractive. And extremely witty, and very sharp. And you have a strength and a drive that I've never seen in anyone.

Myra:
[sarcasm] Are you shopping for a girl, or a GEO 'Metro?'