Love, Rosie

Rosie Dunne:
You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging half way across the ground.

Alex Stewart:
How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?

Rosie Dunne:
Is that a serious question?

Alex Stewart:
Yeah, absolutely.

Rosie Dunne:
Mmm well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know, [whispers] virgin.

Alex Stewart:
Okay, and what what happened to the sex?

Rosie Dunne:
This is about the sex!

Alex Stewart:
God, you're so f***ed up!

Rosie Dunne:
Mmm, you have no idea. Huh.

Greg:
[Greg closes the car door] [to Alex] See ya.

Alex Stewart:
[after Greg left with Rosie] [thinking to himself about Greg and giggles] Wanker!

Rosie Dunne:
What do you think? B*obs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?

Alex Stewart:
[surprised] Well, uh, I mean, it depends. Is it [stammers] for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...

Rosie Dunne:
Who knows?

Dick:
[Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina] Hi, I'm Dick.

Rosie Dunne:
Of course, you are.

Rosie Dunne:
But if I go to Boston, mom will never speak to me again.

Dennis Dunne:
Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours.

Manager:
[Manager comes and reminds him that he is being late] Dennis!

Dennis Dunne:
And do me a favour; come back and take that prick's job.

Rosie Dunne:
[Rosie hears Alex and Bethany having sex] Oh my god! Is... is that...

Clare:
Bethany

Rosie Dunne:
So, when you said he was...

Clare:
tied up...

Rosie Dunne:
you actually meant...

Clare:
tied up.

Rosie Dunne:
Um, I should go.

Clare:
Any second now.

Bethany:
[And Clare mocking her] Oh Alex, where did you learn to do that? [Rosie pukes in Bethany's handbag]