Love/Hate

Darren Tracey:
Ado you're a f***ing scumbag!

John Boy Power:
Sure if it wasn't for me Nidge would be getting married near the red cow roundabout. They'd be having chips for their tea.

Nidge:
I'll be straight up with you, I don't give a sh*t about anyone man, I don't give a sh*t, except for Warren, the rest I don't care, not even Trish. I love her n' all ya know but I don't give a sh*t. And I'll do whatever the f**k it is I have to do.

Nidge:
[after the birth of his son] It's gas the way they come out naked and you have to dress them isn't it.

Nidge:
I've my funeral song picked out n' all.

Tommy:
What is it?

Nidge:
Guns N' Roses - Mass is over, priest does his thing, holy water on the coffin and BANG! Welcome to the f***ing jungle.

Nidge:
The whole funeral he planned himself.

Tommy:
I thought he'd have a fancier coffin. One of them American jobs.

Nidge:
Ah waste of money, I'd be the same there's nothing wrong with an Irish box.

Darren Tracey:
Would he think you were a great fella if he knew you were hopping up on his missis.

Nidge:
The only way he'd find that out is if he done the Ouija board. [ladies voice] "Fran, this is Linda I'm speaking to ye from beyond the grave ye bleedin' thick-o, Nidgie was giving it to me up the gewter Fran and I loved it".

Fran:
[Fran is dancing in a club with Emma who is wearing a ladybird outfit] Are you a regular ladybird or...

Emma:
What?

Fran:
Are you a dirt-bird or a ladybird?

D.I. Mick Moynihan:
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.