Love Laughs at Andy Hardy

Coffy Smith:
I'm an awful big girl and anybody that likes me has gotta like an awful big girl.

Judge Hardy:
Are you sure it said Marian?

Mrs. Hardy:
After all, I can read English even if I was born in Canada.

Andy Hardy:
That's just the trouble. Everybody worries about my future but nobody worries about my now.

Andy Hardy:
Excuse me, Dad. Go ahead and say grace.

Judge Hardy:
Well, Andrew, I'm a broad-minded man but I can't ask God to bless our dinner when [looks under the table then up at Andy] you're not wearing your pants.

Duke Johnson:
My friend I have selected you a partner for this night only who is strictly platonic. In short, you will platonic her and I can guarantee that she will platonic you.

Andy Hardy:
Kay, how long has the human race been in existence before this generation?

Kay Wilson:
What? Well... thousands of years. Why?

Andy Hardy:
How could they have gone all that time without you?

Coffy Smith:
It's eighty-five dollars. Why you're a millionaire!

Judge Hardy:
You've got to eat crow before you can appreciate the taste of chicken.