Love on the Side

Jeff Sweeney:
You need to find yourself a decent boy.

Eve Stuckley:
Define decent.

Jeff Sweeney:
I don't know. But a boy at least.

Eve Stuckley:
You're a boy.

Jeff Sweeney:
Yeah, I'm a boy. And half-way decent, too. At least sometimes I feel like I am.

Eve Stuckley:
Yeah, I guess you are when you are not talking about all that comic book stuff.

Jeff Sweeney:
The truth is I've always felt decent when I'm with you.

Eve Stuckley:
That's what Linda says, too.

Jeff Sweeney:
Evie, what's gonna happen with you and Linda?

Eve Stuckley:
What do you think is gonna happen with me and Linda?

Jeff Sweeney:
I don't know.

Eve Stuckley:
I don't know either. But she's wonderful and I'm flattered, very flattered. See, for the first time in my life, somebody beautiful, that everybody wants, wants me. ME.

Jeff Sweeney:
Well, you're... you're a nice girl.

Eve Stuckley:
Nice... Nice isn't enough.

Jeff Sweeney:
Enough for what?

Eve Stuckley:
Well, you, for one.

Wilbur:
You see, the right woman will always make you feel like a good man. It's not magic, but it feels that way.

Eve Stuckley:
You know, I always knew that I didn't have everything that you wanted, but I thought that I just might have everything that you needed.

Eve Stuckley:
I mean, do you think anyone is ever gonna love me? Cause I'm fat.

Chuck Stuckley:
Hey, when it comes to love, you don't weigh and you don't measure, okay?