Luna de miel en R

Catita:
[to a friend, at the Casino] Yes! Let's play the roulette... I'm such a lucky person! Tonight the winning number at the roulette will be... will be... 42!! You'll see!!

Catita:
[at the Rio hotel, examining the money her husband has won playing cards] Goliena... what is this?

Goyena:
What do you mean 'what is this'? Money! And tomorrow I'll bring you a lot more from the same place I got this!

Catita:
But, Goliena... is this real money??

Goyena:
Of course it is! We're going back to Buenos Aires as millionaires!!

Catita:
[reading the bills and realizing the words are in Portuguese] But Goliena... this money isn't good... It's all written in languages!!

Goyena:
[after a fight, on the deck of the ship is taking the newlyweds to Brazil] Ok, let's spend our honeymoon in peace. Look, can you see those lights?

Catita:
Which ones?

Goyena:
That's Buenos Aires.

Catita:
Gee, it's so far! What a beautiful moon! And how many stars!! They look just like jewels on the firmament, as they say on the radio.

Goyena:
[holding her] Those stars have gather to celebrate the spell of our love, my little one!

Catita:
The what??

Goyena:
They're here to answer the call of our hour of love. Tell me, are you going to love me very much?

Catita:
[avoiding the subject] I'll be curious... why do you think the stars don't fall down, Goliena?

Goyena:
[confused] Well, they don't fall because of the law of... because... But, answer me, will I be able to kiss your little mouth tonight at last?

Catita:
[still avoiding the subject] Do you think somebody has them all hanged up there so they can't fall, Goliena?

Goyena:
No my little one, they're not hanging... they are... they are... But, let's talk a little about us! Can you imagine what a joyful night is ahead of us, my little princess?

Catita:
What would happen if one of the stars falls down right onto the ship, Goliena? God forbids! Are you sure there's no danger at all??

Goyena:
But no! There isn't any danger because... because... Let astronomy alone for a while and let's go to our cabin!!

Catita:
[trying desperately not to start their honeymoon] Oh... already?? No, wait a little longer, Goliena.

Goyena:
Are you planning to spend all nite watching the stars??

Catita:
No, but it's just so beautiful to behold the sea... all covered in water...!

Goyena:
This is not the sea, it's the river! The sea starts after we pass Montevideo. They never get together. Now tell me, are you happy with your husband?

Catita:
And how come the river knows it shouldn't get together with the sea?? Explain it to me, Goliena.

Goyena:
Well, because the river... and the sea... But tell me, have you taken me for a husband or a physics professor? Let's go to sleep, woman!! Go!