M.Y.O.B.

[Riley shows Opal her birth certificate]

Opal Marie Brown:
Where did you get this?

Riley Veatch:
My boyfriend hacked into the Social Services Agency's computer system and downloaded my file.

Opal Marie Brown:
Then your boyfriend committed a felony.

Riley Veatch:
Actually two, by the time I got done thanking him.

Cheerleader:
If you don't accept our offer of friendship, we'll make your life at this school a living hell.

Riley Veatch:
Did you ever see "Carrie"?