Madea's Family Reunion

Madea:
It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to.

Madea:
All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo' I let him beat me!

Madea:
You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta' you first and ask questions later!

Madea:
Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!

Madea:
You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin' over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!

Madea:
I'll take the prision for 200 Alex

Madea:
[after being told by the girl i don't like you ether old lady] she trying to get me the electric chair all ready.

Madea:
I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I wonder what i'm going for today?

Madea:
Love is stronger than any other addiction, baby. Hell, it is one.

Madea:
STOP THAT FIGHTING I SAY!!!!!

Madea:
Well this is hot GEORGIAA..Not PARIS.. so we don't wear Dressin..

Carlos:
I just said I was sorry .

Carlos:
Do you wanna leave me? DO YOU WANNA LEAVE ME !?

Carlos:
You love making me angry don't you???

If you don't get in line I will get yo ass in line