Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed

Narrator:
[before a performance of the trick] An industrial wood-chipper. Capable of reducing whole trees to dust in a matter of seconds. Just imagine what it could do to a body.

Narrator:
[before revealing the secret] So how does the Magician escape the coffin and the handcuffs, before it's fed into the grinding blades of the 220 horsepower wood-chipper? There's a secret, but this is still a very dangerous trick. Again, do not try this at home. Failure would result in a horrifying death.