Mahô sensei Negima!

Asuna:
What are you? A "Newtype"? An "Esper"? A superhuman? A mage?

Negi:
No, I'm a mag...

Asuna:
A mage?

Hasegawa Chisame:
[about her class] There's too many foreign students, some older and some that look like kindergartners. And what is with that robot? Doesn't anybody wonder at all? And what's worse is that teacher - what's up with him being ten years old, isn't that against labor rules?

Ayaka Yukihiro:
What's wrong, teacher?

Negi Springfield:
Something flew here and...

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Teacher, this is the work of Asuna Kagurazaka. It's best if you kept away from her, she's all brawn and no brains, and she's perverted... [an eraser gets thrown to her] What are you doing, violent monkey?

Asuna Kagurazaka:
Shut up, pedophile! Cut the innocent nice girl crap!

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Good morning, Negi-sensei, welc... [slides]

Class 2-A:
Good morning, class rep!

Ayaka Yukihiro:
What are you all doing here?

Asuna Kagurazaka:
We're guardians, guardians. If we let Negi go alone, we don't know what you'd do to him.

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Asuna, I'll kill you!

Asuna Kagurazaka:
I accept that challenge!

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Even though he is a child prodigy, Mr. Negi is still a kid. To raise him daily, a more motherly, enveloping woman is needed. Yes, for example, a proportionally perfect woman like me!

Saotome Haruna:
[to Nodoka] But I have bigger breasts, right?

Ayase Yue:
How can you say that having bigger breasts is motherly?

Saotome Haruna:
Well, then it's decided that he'll be in our room!

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Hey, not so fast! If it's just size, I'm not number one?

Negi Springfield:
Am I getting my room changed?

Asuna Kagurazaka:
Maybe. Well, it's good for me though.

Negi Springfield:
But...

Ayaka Yukihiro:
More importantly, in differences between my top and bottom, I win. Besides, in your case you're a little fat.

Saotome Haruna:
All right, shall we battle, class leader?

Naba Chizuru:
Battle?

Ayase Yue:
The one with big breasts get Mr. Negi.

Ayaka Yukihiro:
[thinks that Konoka and Negi are going out] Konoka, since when, Asuna, do you really know nothing about this? You live in the same room yet...

Asuna Kagurazaka:
Well, this morning Konoka was talking about "marriage" and such.

Ayaka Yukihiro:
M-m-m-m-marriage?

Asuna Kagurazaka:
Ah, calm down, it was probably just sleep-talking.

Ayaka Yukihiro:
I can't be unsuspecting. Konoka's unjust feelings might have appeared as sleep-talking.

Asuna Kagurazaka:
Unjust... aren't yours the same?

Ayaka Yukihiro:
Mine are pure!

Negi Springfield:
Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister, Undecim Spiritus Lucis Couentes Sagiitent Inimicum, Sagitta magica! [translates as Eleven Pillars of Light Faeries, Come together and strike the foe, Arrows of light!] Take that! [Notices the seals to his powers have not yet worn off]

Negi Springfield:
[when unlocking his magic powers] Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister.