Management

Mike:
What about kids? Do you want to have kids?

Sue Claussen:
[avoiding the question] You know what was really great about that Yoga class?

Mike:
?

Sue Claussen:
It was the breathing stuff. I don't do that.

Mike:
Breathe?

Sue Claussen:
There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air [takes a deep breath] and I have to tell myself "Breathe, Sue. Just keep breathing." [exhales] Yes, I want kids.

Mike:
Take care of yourself a little... so that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you!

Mike:
Maryland is for... lovers. Bumper sticker?

Sue Claussen:
Virginia. Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs.

Sue Claussen:
Compact fluorescents. [showing her apartment for the 1st time]

Mike:
Oh, too bad.

Sue Claussen:
I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?

Mike:
Sure.

Sue Claussen:
Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a b*tch.

Mike:
...I like it!