Married to It

Chuck Bishop:
What about dinner?

Nina Bishop:
Uhm... I made a casserole. It's in the fridge. 350 for an hour.

Chuck Bishop:
Looks good.

Nina Bishop:
It's Iris's recipe.

Chuck Bishop:
Iris is so talented.

Nina Bishop:
What did you say?

Chuck Bishop:
Iris is so talented. Is there anything she doesn't do?

Nina Bishop:
[upset] I've got an idea. Why don't you f*** Iris?

[no reaction]

Nina Bishop:
What? Cat caught your tongue?

Chuck Bishop:
[baffled] No. I've never heard you use that word before.

Nina Bishop:
Ohoh! Well, I suggest you get used to it, because I'm planning to use it a lot more often around here. 'Cause I'M the one who painted the f***ing shelves, and I'M the one made the f***ing curtains. And not ONLY did I make that stupid f***ing casserole, I also make your f***ing dinner EVERY f***ing night. I'm sick and tired of doing all the f***ing work around here, while you sit around MOPING all day like you're the only f***ing person in the whole f***ing world. And I'M rushing off to my f***ing job, you still sit around in your f***ing bathrobe. So F*** you Charles f***ing Bishop, F*** you!