Martial Law

Terrell Parker:
[on catching the bad guys] Then we'll be on these guys like Pam.

Sammo Law:
Who's Pam?

Terrell Parker:
It's a grease thing.

Sammo Law:
Pam is from Greece?

Terrell Parker:
No, Pam is 'grease.' Never mind. We'll talk about it later.

Sammo Law:
[on hiking in the woods] Be careful where you step or you will fall into a trap. It is an old trick in Japan.

Terrell Parker:
Fine. If we're hiking in Japan, I'll remember that. But we're in LA now and the only thing you can get out here is tetnus from stepping on a rusty na... [falls into a trap]

Sammo Law:
I tried to tell you. Why didn't you listen to me?

Terrell Parker:
I don't know! I feel like Charleton Heston in 'Planet of the Apes' and believe me, no black man wants to be Charleton Heston!

[Terrell has accidentally run over Otto the rat with his car]

Sammo Law:
You know, in China, some people believe that the death of a rat means seven years of bad luck.

Terrell Parker:
You mean if I tell the kids about Otto the curse will go away?

Sammo Law:
No. You are doomed.

Capt. Benjamin Winship:
I know you really want to nail these guys, but getting involved in Cassie's trucking business is just pushing it, Sammo. Both you guys could have been killed.

Sammo Law:
Sometimes to catch the bad guys, you have to think outside of the box.

Capt. Benjamin Winship:
Wait a minute. What idiot told you that?

Sammo Law:
You did. The same day you gave me this badge.

Capt. Benjamin Winship:
Uh, yeah.

Chen Pei Pei:
[after Nigel has thrown all the M&Ms onto the floor in a fit of rage] Now that you've had your little Keith Moon moment, you can pick up all the M&Ms.

[Terrell's car has been stolen]

Terrell Parker:
When we find the guys who did this, I'm gonna open a big can of whoop-ass on them!

Sammo Law:
Whoop-ass?

Terrell Parker:
Yeah... Whoop-ass... is my kind of karate.