Marvel's Avengers Assemble

Impossible Man:
What's shawarma?

Falcon:
[in Hulk's body] Falcon SMASH!

Thor:
[in Black Widow's body] How do you achieve such acrobatic feats in this preposterously uncomfortable outfit?

Hulk:
Always worry about hurting people. Always hold back. Not now. Now, Hulk UNLEASHED!

Hulk:
So that's what it's like to live with me. I'd hate living with me.

Hulk:
Hulk IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! Thor owes me five bucks after he wakes up.

Black Widow:
Want to go punch Galactaus in the face for dessert?

Thor:
[his hair got insulted] THOR HELMET ACCENT FEATURES PERFECTLY! RECOGNIZE! [hits Stark]

Iron Man:
We're all on the Most Wanted list, but have any of us actually taken a life? I'm guessing we're not very good at being bad guys.

Iron Man:
[on Ant-Man] Anyone who can put Fin Fang Foom in a jar belongs on the Avengers.

Falcon:
I thought you were bringing your whole lab?

Scott Lang:
I did. Pym Particles really help when it comes to packing light.

Captain America:
So, what's your final evaluation of Ant-Man's performance?

Hawkeye:
I gotta be honest. We better keep him. Yeah, Scott's got a lot of "bugs" to work out, but I can't think of a better coach than myself.

Captain America:
Your official Avengers ID card. Scott Lang, welcome to the team.

Scott Lang:
Aw, thanks, Cap. Thanks, everybody.

Thor:
A new member? I cannot think of a better reason for celebration and feasting.

Scott Lang:
I was actually hoping someone would say that. [enlarges a capsule to reveal a banquet]

Hulk:
Ice cream cake? New guy's okay.

Hawkeye:
He had his own insta-party ready to go? Ego much?

Black Widow:
Since when do you complain about free food?

Hulk:
[eating] Why were you not always an Avenger?

Thor:
You dare not tamper with legends older than human history!

Dr. Doom:
Too late! That which you fear the most is on its way!