McCanick

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
Something funny, you fat f***?

Simon Weeks:
What do you want from me?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
F***ing minivans.

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
It's good you're reading a book.

Floyd Intrator:
Oh yeah?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
It's good for a kid like you.

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
Look at them. Car full of f***ing suburban soccer kids, I hate them.

Floyd Intrator:
It's a ray of sunshine, aren't you? Anything else you don't hate?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
Jerry Lewis.

Floyd Intrator:
That's random. Jerry Lewis?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
Jerry Lewis is not random.

Simon Weeks:
I don't wanna die.

Quinn:
Hey, know what a cop should do on his birthday?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
What's that?

Quinn:
Not get killed.

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick:
I hate pawnshops. They're the unwiped a**holes of commerce.