Meet Corliss Archer

Dexter Franklin:
You know, it's a funny thing about Doris... her figure isn't bad and her eyes aren't bad and her lips aren't bad and her hair isn't bad. When you put it all together - it's pretty bad.

Narrator:
There are three things all you women must do to be beautiful: 1 - wave your hair, 2 - powder you nose, 3 - be born beautiful.

Corliss Archer:
Smell.

Harry Archer:
Wow!

Corliss Archer:
Passion of Passion. I bought it myself. Isn't it heavenly?

Harry Archer:
A little strong, isn't it?

Corliss Archer:
Boy, I'll say. I had to tell the salesgirl I was 18 before she'd even sell it to me.

Harry Archer:
It's that potent?

Corliss Archer:
Yes. You should see what it says on the bottle. It says it will turn a man into a raging lion, a tiger... a cave man!

Harry Archer:
Young lady, you march right back upstairs and dilute it.

Corliss Archer:
But Dad...

Harry Archer:
After all, Dexter is only a beginner.