Mega Man

[after X explains everything to Mega Man, Roll, and Dr. Light]

Mega Man X:
But there is still good and evil, if Vile gets those lightanium rods, evil might just win.

Mega Man:
Maybe you should have used full power Wily, then you wouldn't have missed us!

Mega Man X:
Take your choice, Vile! You can come back in one piece or one pile of circuits! Doesn't matter to me.

[repeated line]

Mega Man:
Sizziling circuits!

Mega Man:
For a minute I forgot myself! You're more twisted than a car wreck!

Protoman:
Hey! I'm doing my best to straight, and you STILL mistrust me? You think you're too good for your brother!

Mega Man:
You've got it all wrong. I've always wanted a REAL brother relationship with you.

Protoman:
Y-You do?

[repeated line]

Mega Man:
Plasma power!

Protoman:
Whatever turns yah on, Doc.

Protoman:
I wish you'd never been constructed!

Mega Man:
And I hope you get melted in a waffle fryer!

Mega Man:
The only thing that gives me cavities is dynamite.

Mega Man:
I'm sorry to take the joy out of your joystick, Dr. Wily.

Protoman:
Mega Man, you're late.

Mega Man:
Sorry to disappoint you robo-bro, did I win or lose?

Mega Man:
[in Wily's accent] I feel all mooshy und tingwy inside.

Guts Man:
Cut the cards. [Cut Man cuts the cards with his blade] Hey!

Cut Man:
You said to cut the cards.

Mega Man:
It's a good thing Dr. Light built me stronger then Humpty-Dumpty.

Ice Man:
Air Man, get the gate!

Air Man:
Don't order me around. I'll get the gate because I want to!

Ice Man:
It's not fair, Dr. Wily! I was supposed to make the glacier, not Fan-Face!

Roll:
I'm one of your biggest fans, Air Man! And here it is!

Air Man:
Ha ha ha! And I'm even a bigger fan of yours! Now, blow!

Wood Man:
[about Mega Man] I don't think he likes us.

Protoman:
Wily didn't give you a lot of brain power, did he?

Guts Man:
I feel like I want to crush that little blue dweeb right now!

Cut Man:
Hold onto your circuits, Guts Man! You'll get your chance.

Bright Man, Needle Man:
Mega Man! Long time no see!

Mega Man:
Bright Man!

Bright Man, Needle Man:
That's me! Haha! And I'm here to light up your life - with 10,000 volts, that is!

Protoman:
I guess I know why they call you Bright Man. Retreating's the *brightest* thing you've done all day!

Dr. Thomas Light:
You are one smart Mega Man.

Mega Man:
You made me that way.

Dr. Albert Wily:
[He has been spying on Mega Man] Aw, what a touching father-son moment.

Dr. Albert Wily:
It's a shame to destroy such an interesting looking device... bwahahaha! But I just can't help myself!

Protoman:
Nobody destroys Mega Man but me!

Mega Man:
Thanks, brother, but nobody's destroying Mega Man today!

Dr. Albert Wily:
Goodbye, Dr. Light. It's been miserable knowing you...

Dr. Albert Wily:
Time to give Mr. Mayor a "friendly" call.

Cut Man:
I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!

Mega Man:
IH AH! IH AH!