Megan Is Missing

Boy at Party:
Okay, Okay Kathy, tell me - what is your goal in life?

Kathy:
[drinking sloppily, giggling] To get f***ed up.

Boy at Party:
Okay. So what are you right now?

Kathy:
[takes another drink] Pretty f***ed up.

Bill Herman:
Well, I'll figure something special to get you for your birthday.

Amy Herman:
Like, maybe, a video camera?

Bill Herman:
[making balance-scale motions with his hands] Hmm, mortgage payment, video camera. What should I do?

Amy Herman:
[giggles and taps his arm] It doesn't cost that much, jerk!

Bill Herman:
Louise, your daughter just called me a jerk.

Louise Herman:
She's right, you know?

Bill Herman:
Women, always ganging up on defenseless men.

[Amy giggles and hugs him]

Lexie:
[telling Megan about Josh] Ooh, and one time, he met George Clooney in person.

Megan Stewart:
Nuh-uh.

Lexie:
Yeah.

Megan Stewart:
Oh my God.

Lexie:
And he talked to him for like an hour at this mall, and...

Megan Stewart:
What mall?

Lexie:
I don't know. We should go and like, stalk him or something.

[They both laugh]

Josh:
[meeting Megan online] Hello, hot chick.

Megan Stewart:
Hi, skaterdude.

Josh:
My name's Josh.

Megan Stewart:
I know.

Josh:
Uh, how'd you know that?

Megan Stewart:
My friend Lexie gave me your address.

Josh:
Well, that was nice of her.

Josh:
So, you going to the party tonight?

Megan Stewart:
I don't know.

Josh:
Hmm. At least you get to see what I look like.

Megan Stewart:
I already know what you look like.

Josh:
How?

Megan Stewart:
I have an imagination.

Josh:
[chuckles] Oh, no. Lexie gave you my picture, didn't she?

Megan Stewart:
Maybe.

Josh:
Oh my God, busted!

[They both laugh]

Josh:
You're such a stalker!

Josh:
[talking with Megan online] I would never hurt you, Megan.

Megan Stewart:
I know.

Josh:
[teasingly] Do you?

Megan Stewart:
Yes.

Josh:
Do you trust me?

Megan Stewart:
[smiles] Yes.

Lexie:
[crying, growing increasingly emotional] Hey! You know that this is all your fault, right? You think you're hot sh*t because she spent every waking moment with you?

Amy Herman:
No, I...

Lexie:
Is that what you think?

Amy Herman:
I don't think that.

Lexie:
[breaking down and screaming] F***. She loved me! And I- I- I loved her back. I loved her so much! And now she's gone because of you! This is all your fault and I can't fix it. There's nothing I can f***ing do.

[Lexie backs away, sobbing]

Lexie:
[whimpering] Get the f*** out of my face. This is all your fault.

Megan Stewart:
I think we're going to have amazing lives.

Amy Herman:
Really?

Megan Stewart:
Yeah. We'll go to amazing countries and eat strange foods, just like all those dorky TV channels that you watch.

Amy Herman:
[giggles] Documentary channels aren't dorky.

[last lines]

Amy Herman:
Meg? Do you really think I'll meet someone...

Megan Stewart:
Yeah, you will.

Amy Herman:
...someday.

Megan Stewart:
Yeah.

Amy Herman:
When?

Megan Stewart:
It'll happen, don't rush it.

Amy Herman:
Well, you meet guys all the time.

Megan Stewart:
Not the right ones.

Amy Herman:
How do you know who the right one is?

Megan Stewart:
He'll be honest.

Amy Herman:
Mm-hmm.

Megan Stewart:
He'll treat me like I'm special. He'll be a little shy, but he'll be cool, so... I don't know. I'll just know. We'll know when the right guy comes along.

Amy Herman:
Okay.

[They both chuckle]