Menace II Society

Caine:
Now O-Dog was the craziest nigga alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a f***.

Ilena:
I'm pregnant.

Caine:
Well, what the f*** you tellin' me for?

Ilena:
What? So you just gonna dog me?

Caine:
It ain't mine.

Ilena:
Look, you the only one I was with!

Caine:
Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight.

Caine:
My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Now it's too late.

Grandpapa:
Now what I want to talk to you two about is the trouble that you've been getting into. Boys, the Lord didn't put you here to be shooting and killing each other. It's right there in the Bible, Exodus 20:13: '"Thou shall not kill.'

Caine:
Grandpa, I ain't never killed nobody.

Grandpapa:
Oh, I doubt that. And Kevin, I've heard stories about you.

O-Dog:
Sir, I don't think God really cares too much about us, or he wouldn't have put us here. I mean, look where we stay at. It's all f***ed - It's messed up around here.

Caine:
My grandpops was always coming at us with that religion, and every time it would go in one ear and out the other.

Grandpapa:
Caine, do you care whether you live or die?

Caine:
I don't know.

Detective:
You know you done f***ed up, don't you? You know it, don't you? You know you done f***ed up.

Caine:
After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.

O-Dog:
Hey, man, who the f*** gonna be old out there at twelve o'clock at night, b*tch? Sh*t, nigga, I'll smoke anybody, nigga. I just don't give a f***. Sh*t. I'm gonna hit this sh*t, n*gger.

Caine:
Look, all right, not me, all right? I'm not killing no kids.

O-Dog:
Hey, you know what, n*gger? You acting like a little b*tch right now. You acting real paranoid and sh*t. Now, these motherf***ers smoked your goddam cousin in front of you, nigga! Blew his head off in front of your face, and you ain't gonna do sh*t? You acting like a little b*tch right now, nigga. Man, f*** that. I ain't letting that sh*t ride. We gonna go in and smoke all these motherf***ers. I don't care who the f*** out there. Goddamn it, is you down, n*gger?

A-Wax:
Man, both of y'all shut the f*** up. Both of y'all acting like some motherf***ing b*tches. Sh*t. Scared to peel these punk-ass nigga's cap. Now, give me my motherf***ing joint, nigga.

Grocery Store Man:
I feel sorry for your mother.

O-Dog:
What'd you say about my mama?

O-Dog:
I'll be larger then that nigga Steven Seagal I'll be a big-ass-movie-star, sh*t.

A-Wax:
Yeah that sh*t was cool, but I would have it done much better - it's all about A-wax.

Caine:
Nigga, I know you ain't dumb enough to be showin' niggas the robbery tape, man. What's up with that?

O-Dog:
Man, cool out, nigga. We just havin' fun with the motherf***in' tape. Damn, alright, ain't nobody else gonna see the tape. The sh*t is funny to me, though.

Sharif:
What's up, black man?

Caine:
Coolin'. Man, why you got that goddamn hood on your head, lookin' like the Grim Reaper?

Sharif:
It's cold out here, my brother. You know us black folks not used to this cold air. We a tropical people, you understand? Let them Europeans deal with this madness.

Caine:
Then why your tropical ass sittin' on the goddamn cooler?

Sharif:
To keep you fools from drinking this poison. That's why.

Caine:
Man, you better get your Shelenkem-Shilom ass up off this box and pass me a motherf***in' brew.

O-Dog:
Hey man, I was gonna tell you somethin' 'fore we went up in the house, man.

Caine:
What's up?

O-Dog:
Oh nigga, guess what? Word got back about them little marks who jacked you and Harold. I know were they be kickin' it at. Down with a 187?

Caine:
Let's do this.

Caine:
Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer.

Caine:
My father sold dope and my mother was a heroin addict. Moms and Pops were real popular in the neighborhood. They would always be giving parties for friends of theirs who just got out of jail or was on their way to jail. They only got married 'cause I was born. My pop sometimes worked as an electrician or a cab driver or a plumber, but his main job was selling drugs. Sometimes Mom would use 'em all up before he could even sell 'em. Then he'd have to beat her up. Growing up with parents like that, I heard a lot and I saw a lot. I caught on to the criminal life real quick. Instead of keeping me out of trouble, they turned me on to it.

Caine:
For all the bullshit they try to teach you in high school, I graduated with about half of it. But then, I didn't go to school but half the time. The other half, I was out selling dope. Growing up out here, there was sh*t that couldn't be learned in no classroom.

A-Wax:
in an emergency room Give us a motherf***in' doctor!

Nurse #1:
You'll have to fill out these forms first.

Ronnie:
B*tch, f*** the forms! We need a doctor! He's bleeding to death over there!

Caine:
First I get shot, then you're gonna drive me home? Somebody must want me to die.

Caine:
I thought killing those fools would make me feel good, but it really didn't make me feel anything. I just knew that I could kill somebody, and if I had to, I could do it again.

Ronnie:
You need to be glad that you graduated from high school, and that you're alive at eighteen, and you need to do something with yourself before you end up like he did.

Sharif:
Come on now, get up from off your knees praying to that porcelain god, that white porcelain god.

Caine:
You going to Kansas with this fool?

Sharif:
Yeah, Caine. You should come too, man. I mean, you're not doing nothing out here but getting yourself in a lot of trouble. I know your grandmother would be happy.

Caine:
Sh*t, I ain't going no place.

Caine:
I want your motherf***in' Daytons and your motherf***in' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese.

Car-jack Victim:
What?

Caine:
Motherf***er, order my motherf***in' food!

Car-jack Victim:
Yeah, uh, let me have a double burger, uh, some fries...

Caine:
Motherf***er, I said with cheese, nigga!

Car-jack Victim:
Sh*t! (Speaking into microphone) Yo, uh, make that a double burger with cheese.

Caine:
See, y'all would've made me shoot your stupid ass over nothing.

Car-jack Victim:
Hey, come on, man, we supposed to be brothers.

Caine:
Oh what, you trying to get smart?

Mr. Butler:
Being a black man in America isn't easy. The hunt is on, and you're the prey. All I'm saying is... All I'm saying is... Survive! All right?

Man:
I told you I ain't got your money yet.

Tat Lawson:
The f*** you mean you ain't got my money yet? The f*** you *mean* you don't got my money *yet*? You best pay me my motherf***in' money.

Man:
F*** you, jack. Who the f*** you think you is, motherf***in' Ron O'Neil? Talkin' bout I better pay you. You can suck my dick.

Ronnie:
I don't want my son learning how to pull drivebys!