Menno's Mind

The Resort Promoter:
Welcome to The Resort. A facilitator will be with you shortly. Experience Safari, where you can hunt and kill extinct species of wildlife. Afterlife allows you to visit a lost loved one, or settle an old score. Or, for settling even bigger scores, try Judgment Day, where you get to play judge, jury, and executioner. And then there's Candy, who can take you to erotic heights of passion beyond your wildest imagination. If you're under 13, you will need a V-Chip override pass from your parents for Candy. Thank you for visiting The Resort.