Merry Madagascar

Marty:
Candied yams from Sylvia's. That's what I want for Christmas.

Gloria:
And I can't wait to get back to my hippo pool and that sweet smell of chlorine.

Melman:
And I can't wait to see Dr. Maneesh, greatest chiropractor ever.

Alex:
As for me, I just want to see snow fall down on my beautiful city. New York, here we come!

Skipper:
Shake it off, Private. She may look like a tall drink of water, but she'll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog.

Gloria:
[after the sleigh crashes] What kind of landing was that?

Skipper:
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

Cupid:
I grow tired of your reindeer games! We want to be bipolar.

Santa:
King Julien, you are officially off the naughty list.

King Julien:
What? No! You can't take me off the naughty list! I *am* the naughty list! What's the naughty list?

Abby:
This is the best Christmas ever!

Alex:
I shot down Santa.

Marty:
Oh, you gonna be on the Naughty List for sure now!

Skipper:
That's an out-right Christmas lie with all the trimmings!

Maurice:
Thank you. On behalf of His Majesty, a Merry Julianuary.

Skipper:
On my command, kick 'em in the bells!

Skipper:
It's a Cold War that dates back centuries. You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole.

Lead Reindeer:
Oh, this again? Santa chose North Pole fair and square.

Kowalski:
Oh, please. They bribed him with candy canes and cheap Elf labor.

Lead Reindeer:
That's it! Let's go!

King Julien:
What's so special about Julianuary if everyone gets to have something?

Alex:
I don't know. Why can't we just use the front door?

Marty:
Come on! How hard can it be? Melman, you're up!

Melman:
But I'm claustrophobic.

Marty:
Yeah? Well now you could be Santa Claustrophobic. Now dive, fool! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Lead Reindeer:
We meet again, South Polars!

Skipper:
North Polars!

King Julien:
You see, Julieniary is all about the joy of giving... to me!

Skipper:
Way to drop the ball, you hippie freak.

Alex:
Me? Melman was the one who lost it in the chimney.

King Julien:
Hello? Haven't you ever heard of knocking? I could've been naked in here.

King Julien:
Making her happy makes me feel happy. It gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. Like pinworms!

Gloria:
Wait a minute. These presents are for us!

Alex:
What?

Marty:
Candied yams from Sylvia's! And they're still warm! They're still warm!

Gloria:
An inflatable hippo pool with chlorine! [sniffs chlorine] Ahh, that's the stuff.

Melman:
Doctor Maneesh's neck massager!

Gloria:
What did you get, Alex?

Alex:
[Holds a snow globe of New York City] Snow falling down on my beautiful city. How did Santa know?

Marty:
That's why he's Santa. He's the best.

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Lookout Lemur:
Red Night Goblin! The Red Night Goblin's Coming!