Michael Jackson: Bad

Ski:
Hey, up in Duxbury, they wear them turtle shell glasses?

Darryl:
That's *tortoise* shell...

Ski:
Excuse me, brotha...

Darryl:
You ain't bad, you ain't nothing. You ain't nothing!

Ski:
So what's your major?

Darryl:
This high school, ain't no major.

Ski:
Alright, then what's your minor?

Nelson:
How many guys proud of you?

Darryl:
[thinks about it] Three.

Nelson:
Shoot. Four guys proud of me.