Michael Jackson: Thriller

Michael's Girl:
Can we get out of here?

Michael:
No, I'm enjoying this!

Michael's Girl:
Well, I can't watch! [runs outside; Michael follows her]

Michael:
It's only a movie!

Michael's Girl:
It's not funny.

Michael:
You were scared, weren't you?

Michael's Girl:
I wasn't that scared. [walks away]

Michael:
Yeah, you were scared.

Michael:
There's something I've got to tell you.

Michael's Girl:
Yes, Michael?

Michael:
I'm not like other guys.

Michael's Girl:
Of course you're not. That's why I love you.

Michael:
No, I mean I'm different.

Michael's Girl:
What are you talking about?

Michael:
Can I ask you something?

Michael's Girl:
What?

Michael:
You know I like you, don't you?

Michael's Girl:
Yes...

Michael:
And I hope you like me the way I like you...

Michael's Girl:
Yes...

Michael:
So I was wondering if... you would be my girl...

Michael's Girl:
Oh, Michael!

Narration:
Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand / Creatures crawl in search of blood / To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood / And whosoever shall be found / Without the soul for getting down / Must stand and face the hounds of hell / And rot inside a corpse's shell. / The foulest stench is in the air / The funk of 40,000 years / And grizzy ghouls from every tomb / Are closing in to seal your doom / And though you fight to stay alive / Your body starts to shiver / For no mere mortal can resist / The evil of the thriller.

[disclaimer shown at very beginning]

Title card:
Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in the occult. - Michael Jackson

Michael:
[singing] It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark / Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart / You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it. You start to freeze, as horror looks you right between the eyes / You're paralyzed!

Michael:
[singing] You hear the door slam, and realize there's nowhere left to run / You feel the cold hand, and wonder if you'll ever see the sun / You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination. But all the while, you hear the creature creeping up behind / You're out of time!

Michael:
[singing] They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side / They will possess you, unless you change that number on your dial / Now is the time, for you and I to cuddle close together. All through the night, I'll save you from that terror on the screen / I'll make you scream!

Michael:
[singing] 'Cause this is THRILLER, thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! / 'Cause this is THRILLER, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, THRILLER! / THRILLER, thriller night! 'Cause I can scare you more than any ghoul could ever dare try! / THRILLER, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a thriller, THRILLER!

[last lines]

Michael:
What's the problem? Come on, I'll take you home.

[first lines]

[a car slows down and stops near a forest. Its passengers, Michael and his girl, stare at each other]

Michael:
Honestly, we're out of gas!