Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series

Jesse:
Hey, is all this stuff yours?

Petra:
No, we're just stealing from whoever was dumb enough to leave it here. Of course it's mine!

Olivia:
I just don't want people to give us one more reason to call us losers.

Jesse:
We're not losers, Olivia. But if that's the case... it means we win at being losers.

Petra:
How about a lecture on the power of my fists? It's short- but deadly.

Olivia:
So, does this source of yours make posters for a living?

Axel:
Yeah. My source... uhh... doesn't exist. You guys are my only friends.

Petra:
Well, if you need anything, you know where to find me.

Olivia:
None of us know where to find you.

Petra:
Exactly.

(after seeing the Ocelots perform their handshake)

Olivia:
Woah. Handshake. We don't have a handshake.

Jesse:
We'll just... make one up. Well call it the... uhh... The "Redstone Rap"!

(Olivia, Axel, and Jesse perform their awful handshake)

Olivia:
And just like that, I'm nervous again.

Petra:
I want to show you something.

Jesse:
Not that this isn't a really cool, dimly-lit tunnel, but... how far away is this thing you want to show me?

Petra:
Careful, Jesse. You don't want to get a reputation as a wimp.

Jesse:
This isn't my first time in a cave, Petra.

Petra:
Yeah, but have you ever seen-- a Wither Skull?

(Petra shows Jesse the Wither Skull)

Jesse:
Whoa!

Petra:
Fresh from the Nether. You're the first person I showed it to.

Jesse:
You risked your life for that dusty old skull?

Petra:
No, I risked my life for the thing I'm gonna EXCHANGE for that dusty old skull. There's this guy I'm meeting up with at EnderCon-- he's gonna trade me a diamond for it. Being the resident go-getter pays off once in awhile.

Jesse:
Is a Wither Skull worth that much?

Petra:
Are you kidding? For all the trouble I had to go to get it, I should be asking for much more.

Jesse:
Wow.

Petra:
Wow... what?

Jesse:
In a single day, you went to the Nether, you killed a Wither skeleton... I mean, I DID build a super-cool statue, but still, it's pretty sweet being you, huh?

Petra:
You know, you could come with me. I mean, if you're too nervous, I totally get it. But I wouldn't mind a little backup.

Jesse:
You want ME? To come with YOU.

Petra:
Consider it my charitable act for the day.

Jesse:
I'll consider it whatever you want me to consider it-- so long as I get to come.

(Jesse sees Petra's crafting table)

Jesse:
You just keep a crafting table down here?

Petra:
Comes in handy. Since that wooden sword of yours got busted...

Jesse:
You're giving me a new one?

Petra:
Even better. You can make your own. One stick, plus two stones equals one sword.

(Jesse opens Petra's chest)

Petra:
Just grab what you need.

Jesse:
Oh, ok, thanks. Hey, is all this stuff yours?

Petra:
No, we're just stealing it from whoever was dumb enough to leave this down here. Of course it's mine.

Jesse:
Just making sure. Oh, here we go. Jackpot!

(Jesse crafts his/her sword)

Petra:
See, isn't it better when you make it yourself?

(Jesse smiles)

(after Jesse falls on top of the water)

Jesse:
It burns; it burns!

Petra:
Don't you know? You dive INTO the water- you don't land on top of it!

Petra:
Remember what EnderCon was like BEFORE it was cool?

Jesse:
Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?

Petra:
Some of us will never be cool.

Jesse:
Ha-ha.

Petra:
Remember what EnderCon was like BEFORE it was cool?

Jesse:
Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?

Petra:
Some of us will never be cool.

Petra:
And if you want to be really useful, try to look intimidating.

Jesse:
Like this?

(Jesse makes a glaring face)

Petra:
I'm less scared of you than scared for you.

Jesse:
Hey, you all know Petra... my new super close friend. We're super close now.

(Petra facepalms and shakes her head)

Jesse:
We ran into each other while I was looking for Reuben.

Jesse:
Maybe we should rethink the whole thing. This guy gives me a bad feeling.

Petra:
I'll give you a bad feeling if you ruin this for me.

Ivor:
It breathes wonderully!