Miss Lulu Bett

Introductory Title:
The greatest tragedy in the world, because it is the most frequent, is that of a human soul caught in the toils of the commonplace. This happens in many homes where family ties, which could be bonds of love, have become iron fetters of dependence.

Intertitle:
If you want to know what kind of family lives in a house look at the dining room.

Mrs. Dwight Deacon:
Oh, Dwightie, have I kept you waiting?

Dwight Deacon:
After twenty years of being married to you, my darling, I aught to be used to waiting.

Lulu Bett:
Now do your own dishes!