Mongrels

Kali:
Wait a minute... idea, I'll get you your precious catnip but i want you to kill someone for me.

Marion:
Oh no, us addicts are a needy and down and out bunch but if there is one thing we will not do, without a shadow of a doubt its mur...

Kali:
All the cool cats are doing it

Marion:
[Holding a knife between his teeth] I need only a name!

Nelson:
Ok. Bit of fun; What do you do for a doggy treat?

Destiny:
I do sit, stay, beg, left paw, right paw, heel,wiggle ears; that's a double, I do crawl, take a bow, on your lap; no touching. I do take it, leave it, salute the flag or if you want, we can just talk.

Nelson:
Sounds rather nice...

[cut to later]

Nelson:
So yeah, that's the full and explosive story of how I came to be involved in the Sealed Knot.

Destiny:
[Yawns] Fascinating.

Nelson:
We're actually doing the battle of Naseby on the 19th if you fancy it.

Destiny:
[Thinks fast to shut him up] Did you want to put your head in my lap?

Nelson:
Ok then.

[Destiny coughs]

Nelson:
Oh.

[Hands her Dog Biscuit]

Nelson:
Now, did I ever tell you about my work with the Tolkien society...

Nelson:
How was the funeral?

Kali:
I masqueraded as a dead man, partially blinded a child and caused a clergyman to question his faith in Christianity.

Marion:
How was the buffet?

Kali:
Was adequate.

Marion:
Forcefield?

Kali:
Let's make like a clairvoyant and rob an old lady!