Monte Carlo

Count Rudolph Falliere a.k.a. Rudy the hairdresser:
I have a system that can't miss. If I happened to be standing beside a brunette I bet on red. If I am standing next to a readhead I bet on black.

Armand:
But suppose you're standing next to a blonde. What do you do then?

Count Rudolph Falliere a.k.a. Rudy the hairdresser:
I ask where she lives.

Countess Helene Mara:
oh, oh, oh, oh... ohohohoo... that feels good... oh,oh... that feels even better... you must have electricity in your hands. I've never felt like this before! Gorgeous!

Countess Helene Mara:
After all there's a little difference between us.

Count Rudolph Falliere a.k.a. Rudy the hairdresser:
The only difference between us is that you are a woman and I am a man. That's all.

Countess Helene Mara:
No, I'm afraid not. I happen to be a countess.

Count Rudolph Falliere a.k.a. Rudy the hairdresser:
Yes, I'm a... I am a hairdresser. Alright I am a hairdresser.

Prince Otto Von Seibenheim:
I am glad that your hairdresser...

Countess Helene Mara:
Please don't mention him. I don't wanna hear another word about hair or hairdresser. What's the opera about?... I asked you what the opera is about?

Prince Otto Von Seibenheim:
It's er... all about a hairdresser but I... I can't help it. I didn't write it.