Morganville: The Series

Claire Danvers:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around vampires.

Eve:
You've seen the movies, right? Think more Hammer films and less undead romance.

Claire Danvers:
I don't think I want this job.

Myrnin:
Why ever not?

Claire Danvers:
Because you're insane.

Myrnin:
Only occasionally.

Hannah Moses:
Shane Collins.

Shane Collins:
Officer Moses. Are you here about Claire?

Hannah Moses:
No, another damn fool who tried to leave town without permission; he's on life support. This Claire?

Shane Collins:
Yeah. She had acid thrown on her. Not like the cops in Morganville do anything but protect vampires anyway.

Hannah Moses:
You know that's not true.

Shane Collins:
Maybe joining the army made you forget what it's like in vamp-town. Now that you're back, you'll remember.

Claire Danvers:
Who are you?

Amelie:
Most in the town call me the Founder. You may call me that or Amelie.

Claire Danvers:
Somehow I can't see us being on a first-name basis... ma'am.