Mortal Kombat

Blade:
Where the hell are we?

Cage:
Do I look like your travel agent?

Cage:
While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?

Blade:
Do I look like your secretary?

Johnny Cage:
This is where you fall down.

Jax:
Trust me, Sonya!

Sonya Blade:
I only trust one person, Jax, and you're talking to her.

Liu Kang:
I guess you knew it would end this way.

Lord Rayden:
Didn't have a clue.

Sonya Blade:
A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?

Lord Rayden:
Exactly!

Johnny Cage:
You know, you gotta admire her. When she sets her mind on something...

Liu Kang:
It's not her mind you're admiring.

Johnny Cage:
It's true.

Johnny Cage:
I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in high school.

Liu Kang:
Flawless victory!

Liu Kang:
You can look into my soul, but you don't own it.

Lord Rayden:
Goro can be killed. Shang Tsung's power can be destroyed by mortal men and women. You can overcome any obstacle, no matter how bizarre their powers may seem. Only one thing can defeat you... Your own fear.

Johnny Cage:
So who says we're afraid?

Shang Tsung:
Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.

Kano:
Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

Shang Tsung:
Johnny Cage, I challenge you!

Liu Kang:
No! You'll fight me. I am Liu Kang, descendent of Kung Lao. I challenge you to Mortal Kombat.

Johnny Cage:
We got a guy with things comin' out of his hands, we got another guy who freezes stuff, and then there's a man, who as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity. I mean, how did he disappear like that? What is goin' on here? WHO IS THIS GUY?

Sonya Blade:
Let's just think this through. There IS a rational explanation for all this.

Liu Kang:
He's Rayden, god of lightning and protector of the realm of Earth.

Johnny Cage:
Oh yeah. THERE'S your rational explanation!

Lord Rayden:
The essence of Mortal Kombat is not about death, but life. Mortal men and women protecting your own world...

Johnny Cage:
This is not good... but I'm fine... I can handle this... So this is Outworld, huh? Well, I can see why they want a change of scenery!

Lord Rayden:
What have you done?

Johnny Cage:
I made a choice. This is OUR tournament, remember? Mortal Kombat. WE fight it!

Lord Rayden:
Good. At last one of them has understood.

Shang Tsung:
We are here to fight in Mortal Kombat. Tomorrow the great Kombat begins, and now a taste of things to come.

Shang Tsung:
Your soul is mine...

Shang Tsung:
Fatality.

Princess Kitana:
To win your next match, use the element which brings life.

Liu Kang:
Shang Tsung killed my brother!

Shang Tsung:
You're mine!

Kano:
Give it up, baby. I've studied all your moves.

Sonya Blade:
Yeah? STUDY THIS!

Lord Rayden:
You're a coward, Sorcerer! Stand and fight!

Shang Tsung:
We are not alone.

Goro:
Time to die.

Johnny Cage:
Those were $500 Sunglasses a**hole!

Shang Tsung:
IT HAS BEGUN!

Goro:
I saw this Lui Kang in the hall, I will crush him in one blow.

Johnny Cage:
Kitana went this way... I can smell her purfume.

Lui Kang:
I don't smell anything.

Sonya Blade:
I smell something

Sonya Blade:
Bullshit!

Princess Kitana:
If I did not believe in you Liu Kang, I would not have helped you. In the Black Tower, you will face three challenges. You must face your enemy. You must face yourself. And you must face your worst fear.

Johnny Cage:
(whispering) Sonya, you go on ahead... find out WHAT that was... Liu and I will stay here!

Scorpion:
Get over here!

Scorpion:
Get down here!

Scorpion:
Come here!

Kano:
Hello baby. Did you miss me?

Kano:
See me, I believe in a fair fight. Ya know, one on one. Man to man. Hand to hand. Just like my daddy taught me. But what I saw up there was not very fair.

Johnny Cage:
All right then, Let's dance!

Johnny Cage:
Don't worry, I've got a plan.

Sonya Blade:
Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!

Johnny Cage:
Yeah, well you forgot good looking.

Kano:
No, Sonya, don't! Please! Come on, give me a break!

Sonya Blade:
Okay.

Kano:
C'mon! Give me a break!

Sonya Blade:
Okay.

Scorpion:
Welcome!

Kano:
What I want to know is, if this Shang Tsung guy is so great, why's he got such a crummy-looking boat?

Shang Tsung:
You imbecile!

Lord Rayden:
I have looked into their souls... and yours. One of you three with determine the outcome of the tournament. The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh!

Lord Rayden:
Sorry.

Shang Tsung:
Challenging Goro eh? You weren't supposed to fight him now. Are you THAT eager to die?

Cage:
I'm not the one who's gonna die.

Shang Tsung:
I see. You're very foolish. A true sign of a hero. You want to protect your friends, but make no mistake; they too will die, after Goro destroys you.

Cage:
So what's the problem?

Shang Tsung:
As you wish. As absurd as your request is I shall grant it. In return, I reserve the right to challenge the winner myself... or another of my choosing. In a place designated by me for the final battle of the tournament.

Cage:
You got it pal.

Shang Tsung:
You will be next!

Shang Tsung:
That's Enough!