Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.

Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. is a 2003 Indian comedy-drama film directed by Rajkumar Hirani (in his directorial debut) and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra. The story involves protagonist Munna Bhai (Sanjay Dutt), a goon, going to medical school. He is helped by his sidekick, Circuit (Arshad Warsi). It stars Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi, Jimmy Sheirgill, Gracy Singh, Boman Irani and Sunil Dutt and was later followed by a second film Lage Raho Munna Bhai, and became the first instalment of the Munna Bhai film series. Vidhu Vinod Chopra announced on 29 September 2016 that production on the third Munna Bhai film starring Dutt in the title role will begin in 2017. It went on to win the 2004 National Film Award for Best Popular Film, and several Filmfare awards, including the Critics Award for Best Movie and Best Screenplay. At the box office, it achieved a silver jubilee status (25-week run) being one of only eight films to have achieved this status since the year 2000. In its 26th week of release, the film could still be found playing on 257 screens throughout India.

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Musical
Year:
2003
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Circuit:
[Answering the phone] Who is this?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
Its your dadm who do you think?

Circuit:
Bro, How are you Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
i need a body

Circuit:
Body? who's body Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
you know, the one they use for dissection, one of those bodies.

Circuit:
Bro, how am i going to find one of those bodies?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
how would i know? just find one!

Circuit:
Dump the tension bro, you concentrate on your studies, i'll organize a body [he looks out onto the street and see's a chinese tourist taking pictures of some of the other gang members posing for the camera] Bro, will an imported body do?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
yeah it will, just bring it quickly!

Circuit:
i'll be there in ten minutes bro, just ten minutes!

Circuit:
Hey Butkya... get a sack

Butkya:
Right away [leaves to get a sack]

Chinese tourist:
[taking pictures of Munna's gang members posing for the camera while doing there laundry] Thankyou! Thankyou!

Circuit:
[walking to the chinese tourist] hey Chilli chicken, you wanna take some photos of an ambulance, its a five-star ambulance?

Chinese tourist:
No, i want real india, poor people, hungry people!

Circuit:
poor hungry people, inside the ambulance, they are really bleurghh!

Chinese tourist:
Really? okay good!

Circuit:
Hey Hakka Noodle, youve come in from abroad and you only wanna see naked, hungry people, dont you want to see the taj mahal?

Chinese tourist:
no no, hungry and poor men!

Butkya:
[Runs up with a small shopping bag] Bro will this bag do?

Circuit:
[looks at the bag, takes and it whacks him across the head with it] you stupid! how the hell am i going to fit him in? am i going to fold him in there? hey you? [to the chinese tourist] How long are you?

Chinese tourist:
5 foot six

Circuit:
[to the gang member] get a six foot bag! [to the chinese tourist] you come with me, you dont want to see taj mahal, i will show you hungry indian! [leads him into the ambulance]

Chinese tourist:
[from inside the ambulance, as circuit knocks him out] Argh!


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