Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.2003

Circuit:
[Answering the phone] Who is this?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
Its your dadm who do you think?

Circuit:
Bro, How are you Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
i need a body

Circuit:
Body? who's body Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
you know, the one they use for dissection, one of those bodies.

Circuit:
Bro, how am i going to find one of those bodies?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
how would i know? just find one!

Circuit:
Dump the tension bro, you concentrate on your studies, i'll organize a body [he looks out onto the street and see's a chinese tourist taking pictures of some of the other gang members posing for the camera] Bro, will an imported body do?

Murli Prasad Sharma:
yeah it will, just bring it quickly!

Circuit:
i'll be there in ten minutes bro, just ten minutes!

Circuit:
Hey Butkya... get a sack

Butkya:
Right away [leaves to get a sack]

Chinese tourist:
[taking pictures of Munna's gang members posing for the camera while doing there laundry] Thankyou! Thankyou!

Circuit:
[walking to the chinese tourist] hey Chilli chicken, you wanna take some photos of an ambulance, its a five-star ambulance?

Chinese tourist:
No, i want real india, poor people, hungry people!

Circuit:
poor hungry people, inside the ambulance, they are really bleurghh!

Chinese tourist:
Really? okay good!

Circuit:
Hey Hakka Noodle, youve come in from abroad and you only wanna see naked, hungry people, dont you want to see the taj mahal?

Chinese tourist:
no no, hungry and poor men!

Butkya:
[Runs up with a small shopping bag] Bro will this bag do?

Circuit:
[looks at the bag, takes and it whacks him across the head with it] you stupid! how the hell am i going to fit him in? am i going to fold him in there? hey you? [to the chinese tourist] How long are you?

Chinese tourist:
5 foot six

Circuit:
[to the gang member] get a six foot bag! [to the chinese tourist] you come with me, you dont want to see taj mahal, i will show you hungry indian! [leads him into the ambulance]

Chinese tourist:
[from inside the ambulance, as circuit knocks him out] Argh!