Murder Ahoy

Miss Marple:
Are you implying that I am unhinged?

Det. Insp. Craddock:
No. No, of course not!

Miss Marple:
Then what are you implying, pray?

Det. Insp. Craddock:
Well, just that you are temporarily not yourself.

Miss Marple:
Chief Inspector, I am *always* myself!

Miss Marple:
Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead, Mr. Stringer!

Captain Rhumstone:
[testily] One thing I can't stand is being disturbed when I'm curling my beard!

Miss Marple:
[to Craddock] Embezzlement is one thing - proof of triple murder is another. Softly, softly catches monkey in a mousetrap.