Murphy's War

Murphy:
Lady! I'm stark bollocks naked!

Hayden:
You won't be beautiful for a while, but around here it won't make any difference.

Murphy:
Where the f... am I?

Hayden:
Somewhere where we try to avoid that kind of language, Mr Murphy.

Hayden:
Turn around!

Murphy:
Do you not have a gentleman doctor?

Hayden:
Turn around!

Murphy:
Yes Sir.

Brezan:
Man is only truly alive when he confronts death.

Murphy:
He can also be truly dead.

Murphy:
[to the lady doctor] Mornin' Sir.

Murphy:
[as the doctor is about to stick a needle into him] I hope you sharpened it this time.

Brezan:
Didn't you hear them? The war is over!

Murphy:
Their war. Not mine!

Murphy:
There's nothin' wrong with my f... language!

Murphy:
Relax? How can I relax with that bunch gawkin' at me?

Hayden:
That bunch as you call them have never seen a naked white man.

Murphy:
Ah! Well, they've had their thrill for the day. Would ya tell 'em to f... leave immediately.

Hayden:
You were in a coma. It was probably an alligator.

Murphy:
This alligator had guns stickin' from its nostrils!

Murphy:
Nothin' heroic, me old son. It came natural. I was only savin' me own skin. The name's Murphy.

Murphy:
Louis, the doctor lady... she's a Quaker. That's like bein' a bloody nun, isn't it?

Brezan:
No, I don't think so.

Murphy:
Why couldn't she be any young nurse? Something practical!

Murphy:
There's nothing wrong with my f... language!

Murphy:
Relax? How can I relax with that bunch gawking at me?

Hayden:
That bunch as you call them have never seen a naked white man.

Murphy:
Ah! Well, they've had their thrill for the day. Would you tell them to f... leave immediately?

Hayden:
You were in a coma. It was probably an alligator.

Murphy:
This alligator had guns sticking from its nostrils!

Murphy:
Louis, the doctor lady... she's a Quaker. That's like being a bloody nun, isn't it?

Brezan:
No, I don't think so.

Murphy:
Why couldn't she be a young nurse? Something practical!

Brezan:
You're a small and lonely man, Murphy. Like me. The world will never build us a monument. The difference is I know that.