Musical Chairs

Mr. Grinker:
Who are you?

Drag Queen #1:
Oh, sweetheart, I'm the costume co-ordinator for the big dance competition. These are my assistants. Can you direct me to your ballroom?

Armando:
[about the wheelchair ballroom dancing competition] So, if we decide to do this, we have six weeks. That's six weeks to get into shape, to learn new routines. So, I don't know; what do you guys think?

Kenny:
[sullen] I don't know, man.

Chantelle:
Honey, I'm in it to win it.

Armando:
Right, so every wheelchair dancer's gonna need an able bodied partner.

Kenny:
Yeah, man, where are we gonna get one of those?

Armando:
Well, it just so happens, I may have a few volunteers. [a montage set to the Debelah Morgan song "Dance With Me" follows]

Isabel:
You want to end up like your Uncle Wilfredo? A dreamer? Alone?

Wilfredo:
I heard that.

Armando:
Mami, please, I'm not going to end up alone.

Wilfredo:
You are the most magnifica misteriosa woman in the world.

Isabel:
[Mia, in panic, has tried to back out of the competition] Mia, I've seen the way my son looks at you. He loves you! When I told you that love meant letting go, I was wrong. I hope that you go back out there and dance. And more than that, I hope you win.

Mia:
[Mia laughs, and is startled when Isabel takes a can of spray and sprays Mia on the cheek] What's that?

Isabel:
For good luck! [She kisses Mia on the forehead]

Chantelle:
[rolling her chair into the rehearsal hall] The Dancing Queen has arrived!

Chantelle:
[finishing applying her makeup just before she goes onstage] Beyonc?, eat your heart out!

Armando:
[speaking about dancing] It's about how you feel when you move and how that movement makes you feel.

Mia:
[after dancing with Armando for the first time] Maybe you should be teaching me.

Nicky:
[to Armando] Are you a real dance teacher? 'Cause you don't sound like a real dance teacher to me!