My Date with Drew

Bill D'Elia:
When I was 27, my big dream was world peace- not Drew Barrymore.

Brian Herzlinger:
[refering to his friends warning him about waxing and plucking a few of his hairs] It's funny but after that night, I realized being a swarthy guy, is REALLY not that bad.

Brian Herzlinger:
[regarding trying to remember John August's number, that allison is getting] So I'll remember the last three and you remember the last 4.

voice off screen/behind camera:
We'll have it on tape.

Brian Herzlinger:
[refering to a sign with a Drew Barrymore Quote over the reception desk at E! Entertainment] If this was this was a risk I was suppose to take, then why did I feel like I was wasting my soul? I needed something to reassure me I was doing the right thing. You know, like a sign. And then as I was walking up to the reception desk... can you believe it? Right in front of me was a sign! I mean literally, it was... a sign!

Brian Herzlinger:
[to complete stranger in car, after getting off cell phone with Nancy, Drew's partner] I just got a date with Drew Barrymore.