My Friends Tigger & Pooh

Darby:
Great sleuthing, everybody.

Winnie the Pooh:
Any time.

Tigger:
Any place.

Darby:
The Super Sleuths...

Winnie the Pooh, Darby, Tigger:
...Are on the case.

Darby:
Time to slap my cap.

Tigger:
Another mystery is history.

[first lines]

["Buster's Bath"]

Darby:
Buster, stop! Oh, hi. You can probably tell, Buster loves chasing squirrels. Even though if he ever did catch one, he wouldn't know what to do with it. Buster!

Darby:
Don't jump. You'll get me muddy, too. Stay, Buster, stay. Well, boy, you're now officially a mudhound. Looks like we're going to have to give you a bath. Buster, come back!

Rabbit:
I brought something indispensable.

Darby:
But Rabbit - a shower cap isn't really a toy.

Rabbit:
Well, I won't take a bath without it - and besides, bathtime isn't for playing, it's for getting clean!

Tigger:
Not the message we're looking to send. Next!

[last lines]

["Buster's Bath"]

Eeyore:
A little rain never hurt anybody... yet.

Rabbit:
Well, it certain looks like... oh no...

Darby:
Come here, Buster. Looks like you got your you-know-what after all.

Buster:
Arf!

Tigger:
This muddy mystery is history!

[first lines]

["Once in a Pooh Moon"]

Lumpy:
Is it time yet? Is it time?

Darby:
Not yet, Lumpy. Tonight's Lumpy's very first moon party and he's pretty excited.

Lumpy:
How can we have a moon party without the moon?

Roo:
Maybe we can have a sun party tomorrow morning.

Lumpy:
It won't be the same.

Darby:
Let's start our moon party early and see if the moon shows up.

Tigger:
Speak!

Buster:
[barks rapidly]

Tigger:
Hmm, not prexactly the kind of speakin' I was speakin' of. I guess we're gonna have to teach him that one.

Darby:
Teach Buster how to talk? Great idea, Tigger!

Pooh:
Buster, what's this on the trunk of this tree?

Buster:
[sniffs] Bark!

Pooh:
How wonderful. It's working.

Darby:
I think "bark" is Buster's answer for everything, Pooh.

Lumpy:
Super Sleuths! Oh, heffle huffle. I wonder where they're going.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, is there anything more wonderful than snuggling up with a honey pot and listening to the rain?

Winnie the Pooh:
You see, I've always heard the best honey is at the end of the rainbow, but the rainbows always seem to go away before I can get to the honey.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh dear. It seems this rainbow's end simply ends.

Tigger:
Huh. It was crazy enough to work - - I wonder why it didn't?

Winnie the Pooh:
Thinking is ever so much tastier when topped with a smackerel.

Winnie the Pooh:
I wonder what would happen if I were to mix red with red. Why, they make... red.

Darby:
Silly old bear!

[first lines]

["Christopher Froggin'"]

Christopher Robin:
This is my treasure box. It's where I keep my harmonica, [plays lively tune] my yoyo and one of my favorites -- the friendship bracelet that Darby made me. She drew my picture on it. See?

Darby:
Eck. Kiss a frog? No offense, Christopher Robin.

Winnie the Pooh:
But you're Christopher Robin's only hope.

[last lines]

["Christopher Froggin'"]

Winnie the Pooh:
That means our wishing didn't work. I was hoping perhaps we could blow out more candles and wish for some honey.

Darby:
There's still the honey cake inside at the party.

Christopher Robin:
Party?

Darby:
Come on in.

Tigger:
Now, I might have to get you a bigger hat, though.

[first lines]

["Piglet's Rocky Problem"]

Piglet:
Laundry day. And there's nothing better than clothes dried in the sun. [notices that a large boulder is blocking his doorway] Oh, d-d-dear. Oh d-double dear. Help!

Darby:
You okay in there, Piglet?

Piglet:
Uh, oh, yes. I'm eating a wonderful lunch. Tell Pooh I have honey.

Winnie the Pooh:
Honey? Oh, then we must get Piglet out immediately.

[last lines]

["Piglet's Rocky Problem"]

Winnie the Pooh:
Hmm, I wonder where that big rock ended up.

Eeyore:
[notices the big rock rolling his way] Huh? [The rock stops just before it hits him and his house.] Phew! My lucky day.

Darby:
Your tail's going a mile a minute, Buster. You must be having fun!

Winnie the Pooh:
Would having a tail make it easier to find honey?

Darby:
I don't think so.

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, then I'm comfortable without one, thank you.

[giggles]

Darby:
Pooh, does it bother you that you don't have a trunk?

Winnie the Pooh, Tigger:
Uh oh.

Darby:
The Tigger Delivery Service!

Tigger:
Hee! Hoo. I named it after me.

Winnie the Pooh:
What a wonderful idea. And who will you be delivering the tiggers to?

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, Tigger, Darby and I were hoping you could join us for a picnic.

Tigger:
Sure thing! You get started - - I'll deliver myself there as soon as I can.

Winnie the Pooh:
Only one thing to do, Pooh-buddy. We gotta get Darby's tooth back for her!

Tigger:
But a tooth is a very small thing and a Hundred Acre wood is a very large thing. Won't finding Darby's tooth be very, mmm mmm, difficult?

Darby:
And Pooh is doing the thing he likes to do best. Whatever the weather, you love eating honey, don't you, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh:
Perhaps you should check to see if your snowman has stopped melting, Roo.

Roo:
No. Used to be Tigger-sized. Now he's Piglet-sized. Oh, what's the use.

[sings]

Roo:
No more fun in the snow / Snowman's losing his glow / He gets any smaller, he'll be nothing but water / No more fun in the snow.

[first lines]

["Darby, Solo Sleuth"]

Darby:
[giggles] Hi! I'm playing hide-and-seek with Buster. Shh...

[sounds of Buster sniffing]

Buster:
Woof! Woof!

Darby:
Good job, Buster! Maybe we should call the game "hide-and-sniff."

Darby:
[to the viewers] It sure is great having you along. It'd be really lonely being on a sleuth case by ourselves.

Darby:
Beaver, we found you! Sounds like you have the same cold as Tigger and Pooh and Roo and Rabbit.

Beaver:
A cold? Tuh! I just thought it was hay fever. Then again, my nose has been running so much lately, I was thinking of entering it in a foot race.

[last lines]

["Darby, Solo Sleuth"]

Tigger:
I'm proud of you, Dar-buddy. Solverating this soupy sleuth citrusation all by yourself.

Darby:
Well, I wasn't totally on my own. I had lots of help from Buster and from some very good friends. Thanks, everybody! Now say it with me. Another mystery is, ah ah ahchoo!

Eeyore:
Guess we're gonna need another bowl.

[Buster sneezes.]

Darby:
Better make that two bowls. [giggles]

[first lines]

["Doggone Buster"]

Darby:
[tossing a stick] Go get it, Buster! Good boy, Buster.

Lumpy:
He always brings back the stick. Brilliant!

Darby:
So Buster must be with...

Darby, Winnie the Pooh, Tigger:
Lumpy and Roo!

Winnie the Pooh:
And another mystery is-- oh bother. Now we don't know where to look for Buster, or Lumpy, or Roo.

[last lines]

["Doggone Buster"]

Darby:
Next time, let me know when you're going to play with Buster, okay?

Lumpy:
I promise. Cross my trunk and hope to fly.

Buster:
Ruff!

Darby:
And now I think it's time to teach Buster a new trick.

Tigger:
Juggling?

Darby:
No. Stay!

Roo:
Good trick, Darby!

Darby:
[petting Buster] You're so cute.

Winnie the Pooh:
And another Bustery mystery is history.

Roo:
Don't you ever get sick of your house falling down all the time, Eeyore?

Eeyore:
Nope. Suppose it's just what houses do.

Lumpy:
But houses are supposed to stay standing up.

Eeyore:
Guess mine forgot.

Tigger:
Hang onto your hooves, gray ears. This new house is gonna be fantasterific. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Eeyore:
Kinda like my old house.

Rabbit:
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Another near-disaster for my pumpkin. There are simply too many dangers in the Hundred Acre Wood.

Tigger:
I mean, we can't exactly stand here forever. Hoo hoo.

Rabbit:
What are you saying? You're not giving up, are you?

Winnie the Pooh:
Certainly not, Rabbit. Um, are we?

Darby:
No, Pooh. But Tigger does have a point.

Tigger:
Nah, I-it just looks that way, but I'm just kinda combing my hair different.

Rabbit:
Don't you see all the awful things that could happen?

Tigger:
Yeah, the impossibibilities are endless.

Darby:
Eeyore could be anywhere in the Hundred Acre Wood.

Tigger:
Hey, I can see oodles of acres from my treehouse. I can even see into Long Ears' kitchen window. Hoo hoo.

Rabbit:
You can?

Tigger:
Sure. That oatmeal you had this morning with the little berry thingy. Hoo hoo hoo hoo. That looked very delicerous.

Rabbit:
Stop looking in my window!

Tigger:
Sleepin's a waste of time. It's nothin' but layin' there with your eyes closed all night long. It's...

[yawns]

Tigger:
...ridiculous.

Winnie the Pooh:
If only bees' tails would light up, it would be much easier to find honey at night.

Winnie the Pooh:
[regarding the moon] Isn't it beautiful? Like a - a big round piece of cheese.

Tigger:
I'm guessin' Swiss cheese. You know, what with the holes and all.

Darby:
There's only one way to get to the moon. We need a rocket ship.

Tigger:
You think maybe Kanga could bake us one?

Eeyore:
Being on the moon makes me feel kind of... happy.

Roo:
I'm not growing! I'm shrinking.

Darby:
That can't be right.

Tigger:
Okay, Roo Boy. The first thing we gotta do is invalidate our previous figurizations. Uh, that means measures them again to be sure.

[first lines]

["Flowers from Roo"]

Darby:
Oh, hi there. We're playing hopscotch. Only, we're calling it bounce-scotch, 'cause Tigger likes too...

Tigger:
[bounces on Darby's head] Look out above, Darbuddy! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Darby:
Bounce.

Darby:
You think the butterflies'll come out of Kanga's house once they see we have more butter?

Winnie the Pooh:
I can't think of a "butter" plan.

[last lines]

["Flowers from Roo"]

Winnie the Pooh:
What a delicious smell.

Darby:
Which flowers are you sniffing now, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, not flowers. I mean Kanga's apple pie. Hoo hoo.

Tigger:
I guess that makes Pooh-boy a pie-fly.

Darby:
[giggles] Oh, Tigger!

[first lines]

["Peck Peck Peckin' on Rabbit's Door"]

Rabbit:
[humming] Oh, I'm exhausted. How about you, my dear tomatoes? Now I think it's time for all of us to take a nap. Sweet, juicy dreams, Juliette. Oh, and Cherry, you stay rosy and cozy until [yawns] I come back.

Rabbit:
[hearing loud tapping sound] Did you hear that? Did you hear that?

Tigger:
Super Sleuths hear it all and understand even less! [quietly, to Pooh] What is he talkin' about?

[last lines]

["Peck Peck Peckin' on Rabbit's Door"]

Tigger:
Now this mystery is really history. Hoo hoo hoo.

Rabbit:
Oh, sweet silence. Oh, thank you, Super Sleuths. [sighs and yawns, his alarm clock rings] Oh no! [sobs]

Tigger:
Now to recap and recall and recollect, the problem is?

Roo:
I want a neato, super-special gift for my mom.

Winnie the Pooh:
I shall be back with a pot of honey before you can say "Pooh is back with a pot of honey."

Darby:
Do you feel better now, Lumpy?

Lumpy:
Yes, well... sort of. But what about my picture book?

Tigger:
I give up. What about it?

Lumpy:
Every night, my mommy shows me my picture book before I fall asleep.

Rabbit:
[reading from book] Listen - "bears hibernate in the winter."

Winnie the Pooh:
Uh, have I ever "hi-bear-nated," Darby?

Winnie the Pooh:
It seems I must say good night for many nights.

[first lines]

["Lumpy's Alvin Goes to Pieces"]

Winnie the Pooh:
Keep rowing, Admiral Roo.

Roo:
Aye aye, Captain Lumpy!

Winnie the Pooh:
First mate Alvin, keep on the lookout. We'll be back soon with some rumpledoodles for you, too.

Lumpy:
Green, alligator-looking, soft, warm, and cuddly. Actually, I-I don't think anyone can replace Alvin.

[last lines]

["Lumpy's Alvin Goes to Pieces"]

Tigger:
Um, you mean this mystery is history?

Lumpy:
I guess it doesn't matter to Lumpy that Alvin has a rip, or a missing eye. What matters is they're back together.

Roo:
Ooh, Lumpy loves Alvin no matter what.

Buster:
Arf, arf!

Lumpy:
Heh heh. And you'll always be Buster, Buster. We'll always love you no matter what.

Buster:
Arf!

[first lines]

["Rabbit's Eggcellent Adventure"]

Darby:
All right, vegetables. Inspection time. Eyes on me, potatoes. are you ears of corn listening, hmm? Ready, radishes? Y-You're not a radish. You're an egg!

Tigger:
You're missin' an egg. Aw, it's a good thing re-eggifyin' nests is what Tiggers do best.

[last lines]

["Rabbit's Eggcellent Adventure"]

Lumpy:
I'm not sure Tigger understands everything about bird eggs yet.

Roo:
Well, then it's a good thing this mystery is history.

Rabbit:
Pooh bear, we're not supposed to eat until everyone sits down together.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, of course, Rabbit. It's simply my traditional Many Thanks Day taste.

Rabbit:
He should be here by now. Where is he?

Winnie the Pooh:
Rabbit, who is the who you're asking the where about, exactly?

Rabbit:
Why, Turtle, of course. I'm at the end of my rope!

Rabbit:
Well, if it's more rope you need, I'm certain we can help you find some.

Tigger:
But ya' have to promise to take better care of the new one.

Winnie the Pooh:
[regarding Turtle] He's probably just, um, running a little late.

Rabbit:
Well, that's the problem. He never runs and he's always late.

Tigger:
Well, I'm thinking that maybe that rumbly is still inside of Pooh Boy's tumbly. It's just being real quiet-like.

Darby:
Could be, but how do we hear something that's too quiet to hear?

Tigger:
I know! By using my trusty megaphoney. It amplificates sounds! Plus it makes stuff louder.

Winnie the Pooh:
Pooh Sticks. Something about that name tickles me.

Darby:
Oh no, the stream has stopped.

Piglet:
Not again.

Darby:
Pooh, can you follow the sound of my voice? [echoes]

Winnie the Pooh:
Which one? Oh, there are so many.

Winnie the Pooh:
You'll never guess what I found.

Tigger:
Tut tut tut. Don't tell me. Is it bigger than breadbox?

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, I'm not quite sure. How big is a breadbox?

Winnie the Pooh:
[waving] Hello, other me! Oh, and the other me is friendly. Come out and see, Piglet.

Winnie the Pooh:
You're never supposed to wake up a sleepwalker.

Tigger:
Whyever not?

Winnie the Pooh:
Because it, uh... Because it, uh... well, because it's in the "Big Book of Not Supposed Tos."

Tigger:
The gray guy doesn't sleepwalk. He sleepruns.

Porcupine:
Why didn't you just wake him up?

Tigger:
Okay, am I the only one who's read this book?

Darby:
I've got an idea. Tonight, Eeyore, instead of starting at your house, we'll all wait together here. Maybe then we'll find out why you're sleepwalking.

Tigger:
And definitely delete this dozing dilemma.

Tigger:
Argh and cotton swabby and yo ho, yoo hoo and stuff like that.

Winnie the Pooh:
I'm afraid I don't know much about being a pooh-rate, Lumpy, but I know how you can be a wonderful Super Sleuth.

Lumpy:
Of course.

Winnie the Pooh, Lumpy, Tigger, Roo, Darby:
Think, think, think.

Winnie the Pooh:
Are your hiccups gone, Tigger?

Tigger:
Um, I think so.

[hiccups again, crashing into Rabbit's table]

Rabbit:
[sobs] My beautiful table.

Darby:
Hi! We're playing balloon tag. I think the balloon is winning.

Darby:
Pooh, you're a genius.

Winnie the Pooh:
I never get tired of hearing that.

Darby:
Buster. It's not polite to lick other people's marshmallows.

Tigger:
[imitating Rabbit] I brought another watermelon for you. Isn't it beautiful?

Piglet:
Thank you, Tigger. I-I mean Rabbit.

Darby:
So our first step is to start asking questions.

Tigger:
Okay, what's eleventy times 4,013?

Darby:
Not that kind of question, Tigger. We have to ask our friends if they heard or saw anything last night. We'll start with Piglet.

Darby:
Piglet won't come out. He's scared of me. I thought being this big was great, but I just keep messing things up.

Tigger:
Oh, Pooh. It's time to hit the sleutherin' road!

Winnie the Pooh:
[slaps the ground] Road is hit. Now what?

Darby:
I wonder how I grew so big so fast!

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, Darby. You've gained a lot of weight... and height!

Darby:
Back to Rabbit's garden.

Tigger:
Let us go to where the lettuce grows!

Darby:
So what's your thought, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh:
I think that I am very hungry.

Darby:
Sorry, Tigger, but it's a fact. Every snowflake is different.

Tigger:
Somewhere out there, there's a couple of just-the-sames. And this Tigger is gonna find them if it takes till lunchtime.

Winnie the Pooh:
Lunchtime already?

Tigger:
No two-bouts a doubt it. I'm not a tigger. I'm a jagular.

Rabbit:
Tigger, I like to garden in silence. It's restful. It relaxes me!

Tigger:
Well, don't take this personally Hopalong, but you don't seem very relaxed.

Darby:
You can't whistle?

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, why didn't you tell us?

Tigger:
Well, it's not exactly the kind of thing a fellow wants to admit.

Winnie the Pooh:
Hello, Darby. We shall be right out and outfitted for sleuthing.

Darby:
And I'll slap my cap. Uh, where's my cap?

Buster:
[barks]

Darby:
Buster, no more burying my cap, okay? Stick to bones.

Tigger:
Now all we have to do is transporticate this Rabbit hole to Casa de la Piglet.

Darby:
Uh, Tigger, how are we going to move a hole?

Tigger:
Very carefully.