My Little Pony Tales

Melody:
This is the worst practical joke you've ever pulled!

Patch:
You should have seen your face running up the steps! I thought you were going to bust a gut!

Starlight:
Patch, we're gonna bust you!

Patch:
Hey, calm down, guys. Can't you take a joke? It was all in fun.

Starlight, Bon Bon:
Hey, who swiped our burgers and Cokes?

Bon Bon:
I can't see! Where's the bowl?

[lifts up her hat, which was previously blocking her eyes]

Bon Bon:
Oh. Sorry.

[the girls are playing Charades. Clover is it]

Sweetheart:
It's... it's a fairy tale!

Bon Bon:
What's the first word?

Melody:
Floor! The first word is floor!

Clover:
No, not floor!

Sweetheart:
Clover, you're not supposed to talk!

Clover:
Oh, I forgot. [stomps her hoof three times]

Patch:
I know. It's stamp!

Sweetheart:
Uh-uh. Stomp!

Bright Eyes:
Wait... three. The number three.

Bon Bon:
Oh! Snow White and the Three Dwarves!

Melody:
Bon-Bon, there were seven dwarves.

Bon Bon:
Sorry.

Patch:
Alright, what's the next word?

Sweetheart:
Your stomach hurts?

Clover:
[shakes head]

Bright Eyes:
You're a ball.

Melody:
Small. Tiny. Little.

Starlight:
I got it! Three little pigs!

Clover:
That's it! That's it!

Bright Eyes:
You know, ice cream is high in protein and Vitamin A.

Sweetheart:
You're so smart, Bright Eyes.

Starlight:
Here comes another scoop of Vitamin A.

Melody:
Hey, look. Somebody caught some ice cream.

Bon Bon:
[obviously the guilty one] Maybe it was a ghost.

Sweetheart:
What happened to Squire?

Patch:
By the time he crawled out of the hole, Basil was gone. Squire never saw him again.

Clover:
He should have taken me along for good luck.

Starlight:
Who were you talking to?

Patch:
I was talking to nobody. It was only a dream... or maybe it wasn't.

Sweetheart:
How do you know that they're the criminals?

Patch:
Look. That's the local printing plant, right?

Sweetheart:
Yeah. They make all those cool school books.

Patch:
Exactly, and anyone who makes school books can't be completely up and up.

Sweetheart:
What? But I like school.

Patch:
See? They've even got you brainwashed.