Mystery Train

Night Clerk:
Well, what about on Jupiter?

Bellboy:
At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would've weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds.

Night Clerk:
Six-hundred and forty-eight. Damn.

Johnny:
Don't call me Elvis! If you can't use my proper name, why don't you try "Carl Perkins, Jr." or something? I mean, I don't call them "Sam & Dave", do I?

Dave:
Hey, man. My name is Dave.

Jun:
You know, Memphis does look like Yokohama. Just more space. If you took away sixty percent of the buildings in Yokohama, it would look like this.

Mitzuko:
Hi! Good night!

Night Clerk:
Good night. How may I help you?

Mitzuko:
Umm... We would like most cheap room please do you have?

Night Clerk:
All our rooms for two people are the same rate.

Mitzuko:
Oh.

Jun:
(speaking in Japanese) What'd he say?

Mitzuko:
(speaking in Japanese) I'm not exactly sure. (In English) I'm sorry, that is too expensive.

Mitzuko:
Jun, why do you only take pictures of the rooms we stay in and never what we see outside while we travel?

Jun:
Those other things are in my memory. The hotel rooms and the airports are the things I'll forget.

Mitzuko:
Was that a gun?

Jun:
Probably. This is America.

Newsvendor:
What can I do you for?

Luisa:
I would like to buy this newspaper.

Newsvendor:
Well now, you should buy this one here as well. The Tri-State Defender.

Luisa:
No, thank you. I think I need only this one.

Newsvendor:
Well, you know, you only need one leg to get around on if that's all you got. But it sure helps having two, now, doesn't it?

Luisa:
Oh, well, uh, yes. This one too.

Newsvendor:
How about some magazines?